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Shitskid

noun~ A small annoying child, who is a direct product of asshole parents. Dubbed, said name, for being as persistent as those tough to get out stains.
The neighbors little shitskid, keeps fuckin' with my dog. I guess I'm going to trade the dog for a box of bees.
by Squeakster February 17, 2009
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Shum Liam Lum Doobily

<noun> 'sh-um-lee-um-lum-doob-illy' singular: Derived from slang

A large penis
Person A: "My man, you got the utensils to pierce my shum liam lum doobily?"
Person B: "You sure you want to do that to yourself"
Person A: " Yeah dawg, I want a big ol' metal rod drilled right through my one eyed monster, but no homo shit when your down there homes"
Person B: "Iiiite then, 50 bucks and whip it out"
Person C, B, D, E and F collectively: "Oooooooh SHIT"
by Kevin Briggs September 21, 2011
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shishou

The Japanese word for "master" often used by a student a a dojo speaking to the person who runs the dojo (also can be referred to as sensei, or teacher)
Hello shishou. We're sparring today, right?
by Phoenix8765 October 23, 2013
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shmundo

when you bullshit your way to get a 100.
Dude I just shmundoed that test and didn't even study
by Semi vegitarian October 3, 2016
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Shaniya

Shaniya is smart , she is also very mean and can be emotional sometimes but she will thug it out . Shaniya is antisocial and doesn’t like a lot of people .
Shaniya is gorgeous
by Salon jones August 11, 2019
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field shitting nigger

Specifically, it means an African, since the vast majority of them are both black and lack the incredibly advanced technology of indoor plumbing, thus the need to defecate in a field. But can general be used to call someone poor in a much more creative and offensive way.
Um, yeah, I'm not going to eat at Arby's, I have money, I'm not a field shitting nigger.
by Testicle Tickler June 15, 2013
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thick as two short planks

an expression defining how stupid someone is; chiefly British.
i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.
sometimes shortened to "two short planks"
"Whoah, you're thick as two short planks!"
by dv8trix October 21, 2008
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