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Queen of Spades

An African American alpha female who is confident in all that she does. She exudes a queenly demeanor regardless of who she may encounter. She fixes her crown and never lets herself be degraded. More often than not she is the epitome of black excellence.
Man look at that “ Queen of Spades” over there! Damn she fine.

Look at that beautiful “Queen of Spades”, she is making boss moves too!
by BlackRose9 June 24, 2021
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smodem

There is 2 different Smodems: an interjection and a noun.
The interjection comes from the word "smote," and it is like the slang term burn, but it is never a verb. (not capitalized)
You cannot say "oh, u just smodemed him"
but if someone "burns" someone else, you could say "oh, smodem" and it would be preferable if you could slap a table at the time.

For the noun, (CAPITALIZED)
The Smodem is what you want it to be. It's powers can be used for good or for awesome. But when is is evil, it can take many different forms, but it is limited as described by a wise member of the fellowship of the smodem.
"A Smodem is hard to describe. Here try this description out for size. Have you ever been on a motor boat. as you are cruising along and you look back at the boats trail. Its like that but the Smodem is as big as a your left arm. it is not round but flat. it doesn't float in the air but crawls on the ground."
Beware, for the Smodem can poses many things/beings such as our dads, or sea creatures, or even the food on ****** ****'s lunch tray. Don't be deceived, but also don't be to sensitive, and take heart in the fact that the fellowship of the Smodem has overcome and will truly know if there is a Smodem or an imposter.
Few people have seen the smodem, but there is sensible and even tangible evidence all around us.

May the Smodem be with you,
-john rood aka jfreak-
by akajfreak July 30, 2008
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spider cones

the act of smoking pot without sharing it with, friends, housemates, co-workers etc. An act of deception
Why was Ed sneaking out of the party?
He was sneaking out to have spider cones in his car
by splatterslatz June 18, 2007
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spider head

First mentioned in the Bass Millionaire song, "Smokin' Indians," spider head means when one receives oral sex from eight different partners at the same time.
They just gave me spider head in my bed!
by Bass Kid April 17, 2011
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Pathetic Spider

A stray, used condom, lost in the abyss of dirt and sweat and semen.

Note: Semen must not be crusty, but viscous.
"Oh mane why are you pointing at that pathetic spider!"

"Sorry, I can't help it, that's NASTY!"
"It must be Kimberly, she had some weird ass boy over here last night"
by partynbullshhh November 16, 2009
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fanny spider

when some slag things, oh, lets get my little pet out from down below and sends it to some autistic boy and even he is disgusted by it and the 74646 hairy fanny legs.
fuck me it's a real life fanny spider, wouldn't want that bastard in me bed al get african bum disease
by Big fat fanny spider April 22, 2018
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spider monkey

Dot, towel head, Swami, Curry Smellin motherfucker..
That spider monkey smells like shit again Gus !
by Tom Callinan April 24, 2003
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