sloppy ninja

When your girl is sleeping,, jerk off and cum on her face

When she is startled and starts to wake up ... duck under the bed

She had no idea where the splooge came from .. I gave her a sloppy ninja

by Sivkfuker February 20, 2017

Sloppy Joe

When you give your boyfriend (that has the name joe) A very sloppy blowjob

Can you give me a sloppy joe tonight? not the burger. ;)

by joesgurl March 7, 2017

Sloppy Joe

diarrhea

"Nigga i left a Sloppy Joe in the toilet"
"Dinner is served"

by johnboy6837 May 18, 2017

sloppy selfie

One handed selfie taken whilst having a tommy tank

Laura was sexting and took a sloppy selfie

by LincolnMonkey June 8, 2017

sloppy banana

When a female peels back your forskin and your dick cheese flys out

She was happily getting ready for. Sex till she realized i had a sloppy banana

by 7816351 July 2, 2017

sloppy days

When a friends dates his friends ex

You have got sloppy days

by Bruce Clinton September 1, 2017

sloppy waffels

Two girls with beef curtains start rubbing them together.

The two lesbians playing with their sloppy waffels

by greg the egg September 13, 2017