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the pickings are slim

there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly reject common sense and scientific reality.
do not argue with stupid, retargerous, naive people, or someone who is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier; most often than not the pickings are slim and you end up wasting your time.
by Sexydimma December 17, 2014
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the pickings are slim

a) there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly reject common sense and scientific reality.

b) I didn't get my way this time, but I'll get my revenge next time.
As per definition b) when the pickings are slim, do not take your revenge in a violent manner, but calmly try again.
by Sexydimma September 23, 2014
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screwin the slim jim

Another phrase for wanking a particularly long, thin willy. bashing the bishop spanking the monkey five knuckle shuffle
Randy: Mom get out of my room.
Randy's Mother: Okay honey, just don't go back to screwin the slim jim.
by mcapuano42 August 28, 2016
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the real slim titty

A boob that is so slim and perky that it stands up. Thus granting itself the ability to coil around a penis sideways. This is the only boob known to man that is capable of performing this solo-boob sideways boobjob.
Girl: "Hey, you into boob jobs?"
Guy: "Yeah! I'll only accept the real slim titty, though."
by Pappabjørn April 19, 2020
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The Nickelodeon Slime

When a naked women stands over your head and produces diarrhea, cum, and saliva all over your head.
bro i just went over to her house and got the The Nickelodeon Slime
by N0rr January 17, 2021
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rimuru_the_slime

A super sexy and smart tiktoker. Mad underrated. Should have at least 1mil followers.
Bro rimuru_the_slime is the best tiktoker in existence.

I wish I could be more like rimuru_the_slime
by I_want_to_eat_a_burger March 24, 2021
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