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Storm Shopper

The person or persons who will hit you with their cart if you don't move out of the way, have no emotion, and likely hate their lives to the point they have to act like a douchebag in a grocery shopping center by relentlessly walking through people or peoples.

Lack manners likely in their everyday lives.
I was walking down the aisle trying to find my Kambucha tea when an obese Storm Shopper walked through the aisle with this puss face and nearly hit my ankle with their cart just so they could get the last Twinkie box.
by SwagKungola November 26, 2018
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Intro Skipper

A good Netflix series which at the end of the episode leaves you with the urge to get as quickly as possible to the next episode and therefor you opt for the ‘skip intro’ option to do so. Similiar to a good book being a ‘page turner
Wow that series is right intro skipper.
by Dunnec3 December 8, 2018
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Baltimore Slipper

When your girl is giving you an amazing blow job right before you’re abour to cum, she slides a finger up your ass.
My side piece gave me a Baltimore Slipper while we were in Baltimore, she’s the best.
by Jay Puff $ February 18, 2019
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poop slipper

When you step in such an enormous pile that it squishes up through your toes and wraps around your foot thus forming the poop slipper
Bill was just having a nice barefooted walk in the grass and stepped in such a monster pile of dogshit he got a poop slipper
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Drip Sipper

When someone with inferior taste in steals your style , swag or "drip " if you will

Synonymous with Swagger Jackin or even more commonly copycat

-Drip Sippers 2019©
Man I can't stand how these dudes bit my style n are getting recognized for IT AND YET I'M THE ONE BEING ACCUSED OF DRIP SIPPIN! THEY'RE THE DRIP SIPPERS! NOT ME!
by Lucifer Vuitton October 8, 2019
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Brad skipper

A stoughton legend who loves minions and “smoke weed every day”. Has a one inch weewee and has 2 inch balls.
I Brad skipper am going to drop an Andrew Lyons in the bathroom
by Skipenstein November 24, 2019
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the slippery condom

Much like a condom, immature humans will be splattered on the inside.

And like a slippery condom, it's about to tear open.

I need you to picture this. You're driving 100 on the freeway and you're coked outta your mind. You car hasn't been MOTD in 3 years and you're getting head. Also, it' raining, your car is a slippery condom.
Have you seen joe's new car? You mean 'the slippery condom?'
by burgundyyyy December 8, 2019
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