"48-hour" rule

Length of time available for a spouse or live-in mate to notice a newly purchased item before the purchaser can claim that the item has been there forever. The item must be conspiculously placed, and cannot be hidden. Good Luck!

I bought a new guitar, snuck it in the house and put it in the stand with the rest. Since Janie didn't notice for two weeks, the "48-hour" rule had lapsed so I could claim it had been there the whole time.

by LaustinTX73 May 25, 2010

Riley

Someone that think their a bad-ass but honestly is just someone follower(Joel).But is very funny, and sleeps around 2 am and that is pretty good GK but is trained by the best coach.

Why is that person being a Riley

by Joel badass April 9, 2017

Post/Zip Code Rule

if your first girlfriend or boyfriend is in another post code or zip code then you can date another person in your same post/zip code

If your First girlfriend is in Brisbane and your in Sydney then you are able to go out with someone in your same post/zip Code or city without feeling bad. Known as the Post/Zip Code Rule

by Jack and Jill12 May 7, 2010

golden rule

Never, ever, EVER date your friend's ex without permission.

"Yeah, I wanna hit that, but Jeff would totally call the golden rule on me. And he wouldn't say sure anyway, because that pussy isn't over this pussy."

by El_Gordo February 22, 2005

rule 34

if it exists there is porn of it

lego men raping oranges.

computer putting its "plug" into a laptops "usb"
that is rule 34

by sellsulor December 31, 2010

Rule 1

Run

Rule 1
Doctor: "RUN"

by TimeLord Science July 9, 2015

Rule 34

Rule 34 is an internet rule that basically means if it exists, porn or anything connected to porn about it will exist

My childhood was smashed before my eyes when i saw spondebob rule 34'd. Why god, why?

by FatMan437 September 15, 2009