Poon

nickname for anyone named vesper

“hey poon”
“who is poon?”
“you. you are poon.”

by anonymous December 18, 2021

Poon

Pussy and/or Vagina, used by midgets in the late 16th century.

This coopa ass bitch is a stupid POON.

by BigShmeat February 17, 2022

Poon Lagoon

To sweat excessively in your nether region. Swamp Ass for female lady parts. (Male version: Niagara Balls)

Ryan: I am sweating my balls off.
Elyse: Yea I am really dealing with a poon lagoon.

by PJ Cooler March 8, 2022

Poonami

A Poonami is the unexpected need to take a bowel movement. The result is a highly violent, high velocity liquid shit. It is worsened by the act of pulling down your pants in a furious frenzy not to crap your pants. This act can result in the projectile diarrhea splattering on the back of the toilet not allowing the victim to sit on the toilet . The cleanup is disgusting and unavoidable. Yea

I splatter shat my toilet so bad the Poonami required a haz mat team to do the cleanup

by anonymous April 4, 2022

Ploondog

When a man does something slightly retarded

Man Trystyn is such a ploondog

by Candy boy April 6, 2022

Poonanidoopalhpolas

A male who defines himself as a legitimate cock inhaler(people named nic). Some people take as far an occupation

Yo bro this morning I woke up feeling very Poonanidoopalhpolas!

by Tyrone Floyd April 10, 2022

Poonanidoopalhpolas

A male who defines himself a true legitimate cock inhaler. (People named nick) could be taken as far as a full time occupation!

I woke up this gay morning,, feeing very Poonanidoopalhpolas!

by Tyrone Floyd April 10, 2022