vagina poisoning

When a male ditches his friends and family over a vagina because he has been poisoned by said vagina. Symptoms include sudden disappearances, ignored phone calls and texts, utter denial of vagina's ugliness and wrongdoings, and psycho babble about how great the new vagina is. Although this is not contagious, it can be harmful to all those who were close to the male suffering from vagina poisoning. Almost all cases of vagina poisoning have been spawned by a succubus.

Q: Why hasn't John returned my texts and why is he still seeing Laura after she cheated on him?

A: He has vagina poisoning.

by Ginger I. Tis August 16, 2010

song poisoned

When you have had another person get you to listen to a bad song and you cant get said song out of your head and continually think about it all day

Guy1: Im so made at her right now.

Guy2: Why?

Guy1: She song poisoned me with that stupid music she always listens to.

by song poison victim November 10, 2011

Tea-Poon

The word originated from the Phrase "To Tea-Bag."
Its is when a girl Tea Bags a guy/Does a Tea Bagging motion on top of his mouth.
The "Poon" comes from The word "Poontang."

Which means vagina and was used by the American soldiers in the Vietnam war to describe Vietnamese Hookers.

Girl:Im gonna Tea-Poon My Man so Hard,He'll need a More than a Breath Mint.

by Punkoli January 12, 2012

Waxing Poon

Deriving from "Waxed Poon" or freshly hairless vagina; a Waxing Poon is the active noun. A freshly hairless vagina calls to man like a beacon in the darkness. Once a man is caught in its grasp, he is stunned for at least 1 full second. The more friends are around the longer they as a group, are stunned.

1. "No-man can resist a Waxing Poon"
2. "Chang'e uses Waxing Poon to stun her enemies"

by GamerGrammer November 13, 2013

Led poisoning

A euphoric sensation received after and/or during listening to an excessive amount of Led Zeppelin.

I am constantly suffering from Led poisoning.

by pukingprincess January 3, 2015

Desk Poisoning

The type of poisoning you get when you eat an excessive amount of desks

"Hey dude, don't eat all those desks, you'll get desk poisoning"

by Tasty Boi 69 June 5, 2019

phat poon

when you take a fat excrement on a girls chest, she then proceeds to lick it, then picks it up, rams her fist up your arse crevasse putting it back in there

I really enjoyed a phat poon
my grandma decided to phat poon with my dad

by Johnny sins 12 incher January 26, 2021