SKINNY FAT PERSON

A person who doesn’t work out but maybe once a year, looks like they are in shape, but lacks great stamina, can’t even last on a treadmill for 10 minutes.

This girl rere walks around like she’s in shape but definitely has that skinny fat person look, she can’t hang with the big dawgs.

by #TheUrbanDictionaryGuy January 8, 2020

person of enormous standards

Someone who acts like a cunt. Long for poes (the Afrikaans word for a cunt)

" Wow, that driver who just cut me off is a Person Of Enormous Standards

by Allmypseudonymsaretaken July 5, 2017

Straightest gay person

When a person who is LGBTQ+ acts very straight (usually happens when this person hasn't had a lot of gay experiences)

Becky is the straightest gay person I've ever met!

by Big L, loser btw November 1, 2021

Spanish Person Time

At least 3 hours ahead of the time you say to meet/have a get together.

Them: Why aren't you ready for the party, it says 2PM on the invite and it's 1:45PM!

Me: Relax, they are on Spanish Person Time(SPT) we don't have to be there until 5PM at the earliest.

by Desanto846 February 5, 2023

Tennessee personal chicken

While fucking fat trailer trash on her back with legs up like drumsticks throw Memphis hot sauce in her eyes right before you come on her breast

Last night I made Andrea from Boones mobile park my own Tennessee personal chicken .

by Jax 420 April 25, 2023

First Person Shooter

Putting a GoPro on your dick

Dude, I found the perfect girl; she's totally into first person shooters.

by RicardoXXVI July 7, 2017

Cutest Person Ever

Kadin Ewing is the cutest human being there is. He is the definition of cute. Although he doesn’t know it, it is nothing but true. His brown eyes, full lips, cute nose and amazing body make him the perfect human to exist.

Girl 1- You know who I just saw?

Girl 2- Who?

Girl 1- The cutest person ever.
Girl 2- Oh, you talking about Kadin?
Girl 1- Yea! The one and only.

by speak.the.truth.09 May 12, 2022