by urbancow May 29, 2016
When in the act of face book raping somebody you realise you are logged in to your own account and have actually insulted yourself on your own wall.
OMG I just tried to Frape john but inatead told the world I like to lick dogs scrotum I just face wank ed
by Hinge 81 January 15, 2011
Term coined by students of Shippensburg University. Describes the state of drunkeness only acheivable at a Ship party. Comparable to shit-faced, but to a higher degree.
Usually includes, but not limited to; impairment of vision, impairment of motor skills, lack or loss of memory, impairment of rational thinking, distortion of physical features which may lead to regrettable hook-ups, inablility to form complete sentences, possible vomiting, though basically unable to function- individuals strangely have the ability to continue their partying to late hours of the night possibly into early morning but
Individuals who experience the state of being 'ship-faced' hold only a small chance of remembering partial events of that day/night.. but regardless.. they know they had a damn good time.
Usually includes, but not limited to; impairment of vision, impairment of motor skills, lack or loss of memory, impairment of rational thinking, distortion of physical features which may lead to regrettable hook-ups, inablility to form complete sentences, possible vomiting, though basically unable to function- individuals strangely have the ability to continue their partying to late hours of the night possibly into early morning but
Individuals who experience the state of being 'ship-faced' hold only a small chance of remembering partial events of that day/night.. but regardless.. they know they had a damn good time.
Damn, I was completely ship-faced last night.
by long live the party school March 03, 2009
1) A girl who has an exceptable or sexy body, but has a less attractive face. Originated from: she is hot, but her face is not
Also see: butterface
Also see: butterface
by Acephalous March 31, 2004
1. When you jizz all over a girls face.
2. Skier lingo for when your shredding the pow pow and the powdery snow hits you right in your face. (this is generally considered a good thing)
2. Skier lingo for when your shredding the pow pow and the powdery snow hits you right in your face. (this is generally considered a good thing)
1. Chris: "Wow Molly is a lying cheating slut, she deserves a face shot."
Will and Jamie: "True that, dumb sluts usually like face shots anyway."
2. Alex: "Holy shit that line was epic! i was getting face shots the whole way down!"
Christian: "Yeah, it was pretty sweet, but those were nothing compared to the face shots i got in france."
Will and Jamie: "True that, dumb sluts usually like face shots anyway."
2. Alex: "Holy shit that line was epic! i was getting face shots the whole way down!"
Christian: "Yeah, it was pretty sweet, but those were nothing compared to the face shots i got in france."
by ChrisCrossKilla February 21, 2008
The randomly abject abuse of Facebook by making nonsensical and absolutely ridiculous entries for the pathetic and wanton craving for attention on Facebook; or mistaking Facebook for Twitter; or the utter rubbish occasionally posted on Facebook that genuinely serves no purpose or value.
Cliff: Mark did you read the utter nonsense Will posted on his Facebook page?
Mark: What did he write?
Cliff: He says and I quote: "I am not satisfied with myself- or with things, as they are- but am happy in the thought that I have within, the power to change myself- and things- as I like"
Mark: What a Face-Buse!!
Mark: What did he write?
Cliff: He says and I quote: "I am not satisfied with myself- or with things, as they are- but am happy in the thought that I have within, the power to change myself- and things- as I like"
Mark: What a Face-Buse!!
by Autch-Money December 05, 2009
when you're through fucking someone whose at the mercy end of your sex escapades and she asks you, "Are you done?" You say not yet and then you dip the tip of your penis into a batch of dark paint and then slap her in the upper lip and then laugh histerically folllowed by drinking a 12pk of beer in the closet and hours of crying.
by frozen quesadilla April 27, 2009