A woman who blocks cocks and blocks all chances of anyone scoring with her. She protects her vagina. Also may block the vagina of a friend, protecting her friends box and blocking all Cock from getting in
That hot girl at the party was totally gonna flash me, but her fat friend was being a box protector and told her no!!
by Bud Hohle October 05, 2007
A man who has an ongoing sexual liaison with a married woman at her behest. An especially desirable arrangement for men who want the perks of a girlfriend without the worry of long term commitment.
Feel neglected? Never petted? Sister, you need to get yourself a boy in a box!
Oh Vic, sure I’d leave my husband and breed with him, but he only wants to be my boy in a box.
Oh Vic, sure I’d leave my husband and breed with him, but he only wants to be my boy in a box.
by gildedprincess August 08, 2007
The act of a male delicately licking the vagina of a female while she is defecating, preferably log-type shit but explosive works as well.
"Dude I totally gave Tiffany a dump box the other night. It was awesome!"
"I love when he does a dump box on me."
"I love when he does a dump box on me."
by Tiff-Steph January 23, 2009
When all of an ex's belongings in a person's possesion are being kept. Usually implies that person is not quite over the ex.
by DeeBby<3 April 12, 2009
In sports (real and fantasy) a term used to describe a trade where the other side got nothing of any real value in return.
"Philadelphia traded their whole team to New York for nothing but a box of rocks."
"Derek is trying to get Joe's best outfielder, second baseman and pitcher for a box of rocks."
"Derek is trying to get Joe's best outfielder, second baseman and pitcher for a box of rocks."
by Henry II August 13, 2006
a pessimistic way to say "cigarettes" It refers to the shocking truth that when you smoke you are slowly allowing yourself to get cancer...
by Justin June 05, 2005