simp hansen

simp hansen is a term that was coined by CreepShow Art's fans. It is a nickname for Chris Hansen, who is a massive simp for Jefree Star (who sucks)

"Simp Hansen and Jefree Star support Dahvie Vanity, who is a child predator"

by mrpeanutstan May 19, 2020

Billy the Simp

Absolute simp. Likes short midgets and pink haired gamer girls. Will do anything for the girl he's simping for, and will jump off a cliff just for toe pics. He loves nothing more than licking toes and underage midgets.

"Fuck me, Bill is such a simp, call him Billy the Simp"

by DontMakeMeLickYourNipples August 3, 2020

Simp Supreme

A guy who would give up anything for some trash punani. Often disappears when drunk to go off and simp. Would even go as far as to miss a flight for a 1% chance at some worn out pussy.

Damn, that nigga Charles is Simp Supreme! He off in the wilderness simping again.

by the converse monster April 29, 2020

Simp Trap

Anyone that exploits people online with the falsehood of interest in them for the exchange of money or gifts.

Writing someone's name on her body is setting a simp trap for people donating money to them.

by mr_sun_shine October 18, 2021

Quantum Simp

A state in which you have both been in a relationship with and also been friendzoned by someone you are simping for

After being friendzoned by his crush, Larry had become a quantum simp

by Barry burr October 21, 2020

Blobfish Simp

Some who is an absolute simp for aBlobfish.

I can't help but be a Blobfish Simp

by bruh kid 68 August 20, 2020

Cat Simp

Someone who really REALLY likes cats. Almost in an uncomfortable way.

Wow Breanna really loves cats huh?
Yeah she's a cat simp-

by sxgarmoon August 5, 2021