by bigyeet23 October 28, 2019
Get the Homomug. Did you see that hair dresser, now he's anabsolute home
If your a guy and enjoy staring at other guys while they workout, then you're an absolute homo
If your a guy and enjoy staring at other guys while they workout, then you're an absolute homo
by The Robin December 3, 2009
Get the [Absolute homo]mug. a new species of human, characterized by constant and extensive screen time, evolved rapidly in 21st century
by Jdubs281 January 14, 2023
Get the homo screenusmug. The latest link in the devolution chain, is kinda like homo faber but instead of making (faber = maker in Latin) is fapping. Usually it is found living in a type of matriarchal social commune called kibbutz. It also lives hidden in urban areas mostly governed by socialists and it names itself woke, marxist, cultural-marxist, antifa, SJW etc. It's very dysgenic genotype also marks it's phenotype appearing ugly, skinny with a very grotesque hooked nose, sometimes surgically altered for mimicry.
The Greatest Scientific Discoveries of the newest century are presented each year at the Museum of Natural Science. Year 2024.
Professor Chad Thundercok takes to the stage while the public applauds incessantly. He raises an Aryan hand beckoning total silence, then starts:
- I am here today to unveil to you the latest anthropologic discovery. Thanks to the advancements of OnlyFans reverse video transcriptase we managed to record the elusive beta soyman that consooms the OnlyFans material. He is some sort of homo erectus, although only a minuscule part of him is erect. Very seldom.
- Behold: the Homo Fapper !
- I must warn you: never enter upon its habitat, nor interrupt his fapping activity for you will be in peril of being covered with spontaneous and hazardous goo emissions. They transmit monkey pox, syphilis, AIDS all kinds of homo illnesses. Also, watch this coomer at your own risk, as no amount of cute cat videos will eye bleach your vision.
The watching audience:
- EEWWWW ! While some were asking:
- Why does he have a hooked nose?
Professor Chad Thudercok:
- It's schnozzle it is a clear genetic sign of retardness and inbreeding. Luckily it's also a way to recognize them when they hide amongst ourselves in society, and hopefully one day we will find a solution to cure them. A final one.
Professor Chad Thundercok takes to the stage while the public applauds incessantly. He raises an Aryan hand beckoning total silence, then starts:
- I am here today to unveil to you the latest anthropologic discovery. Thanks to the advancements of OnlyFans reverse video transcriptase we managed to record the elusive beta soyman that consooms the OnlyFans material. He is some sort of homo erectus, although only a minuscule part of him is erect. Very seldom.
- Behold: the Homo Fapper !
- I must warn you: never enter upon its habitat, nor interrupt his fapping activity for you will be in peril of being covered with spontaneous and hazardous goo emissions. They transmit monkey pox, syphilis, AIDS all kinds of homo illnesses. Also, watch this coomer at your own risk, as no amount of cute cat videos will eye bleach your vision.
The watching audience:
- EEWWWW ! While some were asking:
- Why does he have a hooked nose?
Professor Chad Thudercok:
- It's schnozzle it is a clear genetic sign of retardness and inbreeding. Luckily it's also a way to recognize them when they hide amongst ourselves in society, and hopefully one day we will find a solution to cure them. A final one.
by xythras September 24, 2024
Get the homo fappermug. by Benicia April 2, 2020
Get the Homomug. No homo in reality means no homosexuality, meaning you didn't intent the word to be taken in a homosexual way. No homo can also mean No! Homo! Which is when the meaning is taken homosexually by a gay man and attracts them, and No! Homo! is used to ward them off.
Man 1: Dude this basketball is so hard, these are the types of balls I like.
Man 2: Woah! No homo right?
Man 1: Yeah! No homo.
Example 2
Kid: I really like long italian sausages! No homo
Example 3
Kanye West: How you can go from bein' Joe Blow to everybody on yo' dick no homo.
Example 4
Eminem: All you lil' faggots can suck it, No homo, but I'ma stick it to 'em like refrigerator magnets!
Man 2: Woah! No homo right?
Man 1: Yeah! No homo.
Example 2
Kid: I really like long italian sausages! No homo
Example 3
Kanye West: How you can go from bein' Joe Blow to everybody on yo' dick no homo.
Example 4
Eminem: All you lil' faggots can suck it, No homo, but I'ma stick it to 'em like refrigerator magnets!
by TheMainOneAndOnlyBigD June 11, 2013
Get the No Homomug. A hypothetical insult so powerful that upon usage will create a seismic blast that collapses the fabric of reality and destroying the universe and maybe a few others
Bob: Ur parents homo
Rob: *gets reduced to scraps*
Bob: *explodes*
Universe: *gets wiped from existence*
Rob: *gets reduced to scraps*
Bob: *explodes*
Universe: *gets wiped from existence*
by A Big Fat Failure. July 2, 2021
Get the Ur parents homomug.