Ass Sap

During a never-ending wipe after pooping, the amber colored mixture of the remaining poop plus blood caused by the friction of repeated wipes.

I had to switch to wet wipes, my Ass Sap was getting really bad after chafing from the cheap toilet paper.

by chengler October 9, 2016

ass yolk

The slippy slimey substance that comes from one's asshole when having sex

Nathan:My girl got some nasty ass yolk

Darrel:Eww what the fuck

by AssYolkjr August 15, 2016

Glass in the ass

The action of putting a glass mason jar on the erect penis, your partner then sits on it and clenches their asshole as hard as possible until the glass breaks and turns your dick into a poorly maintained hotdog with extra sourcraut

Susan put some "Glass in the ass" last night, My dicks still looks like it was mauled by a tiger!

by Retarded Dictionary July 28, 2016

Ass Paper

The paper you use to wipe your ass

I just ran out of ass paper

by Karim17 June 22, 2016

toe in the ass

Term used for the consequence of an action that is not desired or frowned upon

If you don't straighten up, you're going to get a toe in the ass

by Alnomo May 15, 2016

ass slop

When butt cheese heats up in the moist Anus cravity

My wife complained that I don't wipe my ass and I get butt cheese and swamp ass which turns into (ass slop)

by Disel2013 May 3, 2018

Disneyland Ass

When someone gets off a water ride at Disneyland and smells like wet mildew or when someone just smells at Disneyland.

She over here smelling like Disneyland ass n shit. Prolly just got off dat fuckin splash mountain ride.

by WÖW January 30, 2018