condo-ass

short for condensationesque ass; when ur ass is sweaty from sitting in a leather chair/couch/stool for too damn long

kratos: "my ass is so sweaty from sitting in this hot ass bar and this leather barstool isnt helping. now i have condo-ass"

xelacue: "ugh, i hate that!"

by kratos2010 June 22, 2009

That is hot ass

Saying that something is terrible.

That is hot ass

by HelloKitty28 May 4, 2021

ass jets

The result of consuming sodexo food.

I just got back from the dining hall, time to go to the toilet and release my ass jets.

by RobIcarus September 9, 2013

cinnamon ass

when somebody's ass crack smells like hot, wet cinnamon for no good reason.

this fat dude got on the elliptical next to me & a woft of cinnamon ass hit me in the face

by kabbagepatch March 20, 2015

male asses

The butt of a male

You got some male asses there?

by ZAche October 27, 2014

pineapple ass

When your ass hairs s really thick and point outwards of your asshole creating a pineapple shape

Don't do anal with Jimmy, that pineapple ass will screw you up big time

by SlaptonLee43 June 30, 2017

Ass Sap

During a never-ending wipe after pooping, the amber colored mixture of the remaining poop plus blood caused by the friction of repeated wipes.

I had to switch to wet wipes, my Ass Sap was getting really bad after chafing from the cheap toilet paper.

by chengler October 9, 2016