Ninja dick

When a guy sends a pic or video of his penis without warning. it comes out of nowhere like a ninja

I was messaging jack about the school work, then all of a sudden out of nowhere he sent ninja dick.

by humansvs aliens January 1, 2017

ninja boning

the act of fucking a hoe so low key, no one knows about it.

treyvon: "yo my nigga, you and dat bitch lucy still fucking"

johnson: "my nigga keep that on the dl...but yeah we ninja boning."

by brodude101 January 11, 2017

ninja quit

To quit a job without anyone knowing. Be stealthy like a ninja. Just slowing pack up your stuff little by little and then never come back.

I hated that job so much that I had to ninja quit. Slowly packed up my shit and left my resignation letter in boss' letter tray.

by siamkittie March 24, 2017

Ninja Turtle

A turtle that is classified as a ninja but actually it's a secret!

Bobby ate a huge ninja turtle.

by WhyYouAlwaysLyinOMG March 24, 2017

Ninja Turtling

Wearing socks with thong slippers a.k.a. "flip-flops"

I was ninja turtling the fuck out of my boyfriends locals when I went to da stow earlier .

by curriedkitty May 21, 2017

ninja footprint

Another term for camel toe, characterized by the toeprint a ninja's shoes leave on the ground.

Did you see how tight that chick's shorts were?
Yeah, that was one hell of a ninja footprint.

by CrapsimusMaximus May 21, 2017

ninja dagger

A katana like dagger used by ninjas

I throw my ninja dagger and hit you between the eyes.

by Ser Owen October 29, 2017