Minecraft Steez

when you use minecraft to rizz up a broad

Pickleman invited the bird lady to play Minecraft as friends, but when he deployed the Minecraft steez she swooned

by mynameisnotjeff420 May 3, 2024

minecraft

the most successful program written in java

minecraft is the most successful program written in java

by anonymous May 25, 2024

Minecraftify

Giving something/someone a minecraft or blockey theme.

“I’m going to minecraftify my room”

by stqrryn11ghts June 1, 2024

Minecraft

Minecraft is a 2011 sandbox game developed by Mojang Studios and originally released in 2009. The game was created by Markus "Notch" Persson in the Java programming language. Following several early private testing versions, it was first made public in May 2009 before being fully released on November 18, 2011, with Notch stepping down and Jens "Jeb" Bergensten taking over development. Minecraft has become the best-selling video game in history, with over 300 million copies sold and nearly 140 million monthly active players as of 2023. Over the years following its release, it has been ported to several platforms, including smartphones and various consoles.

"I play minecraft all day." - random kid
"okay?" - their parents

by anidiot399494 July 4, 2024

Minecraft Kid

Kids who played Minecraft back when it was super popular, before Tommy "Intuit" Innit sent his British goons out to take over Mojang's HQ. Minecraft kids are usually slightly overweight, pale as hell, wear prescription glasses, and always have the name "Alex," which they practically invented. They are usually found in caves, in-game or real life, trying to find diamonds.

Alex: I love Minecwaft!
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.

Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.

by Eggego September 9, 2024

Minecraft BattlePass

The Minecraft BattlePass is what you say instead of Fortnite BattlePass sometimes when you feel like it.

Lets get the Minecraft BattlePass.

by shongwave man November 11, 2024

Minecraft Mineshaft

Refers to a woman’s cooch, typically used to riz up a chick or to say you fucked someone’s chick.

Def 1- Sup baby. Maybe tonight you can let me in your Minecraft mineshaft.

Def 2- yo nick I got in yo girls Minecraft mineshaft the other day. Accidentally left some XP.

by Extendo Glock November 21, 2024