Mexican Screwdriver

1 part vodka
2 parts Cactus Cooler

Similar to a normal screwdriver, but with Cactus Cooler instead of orange juice. Although it may not sound like it, it's a fairly classy drink.

I like vodka. I like Cactus Cooler. So, I put 'em together, and there ya go, the Mexican Screwdriver was born.

by johnpag November 26, 2009

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Mexican sauna

Port-O-John on a shitty roadside job.

Where is Pedro?" "He's in the Mexican Sauna.

by hunterhansen April 28, 2011

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Mexican Thunderbutt

When you drink the water in Mexico and end up with bloody diarrhea for a week.

Jorge thought his case of Mexican Thunderbutt was the worst by-product of his bachelor party in Tijuana. If not for the Mexican Strikeout, perhaps he would have also remembered the crabs he got from a dirty Mexican hooker.

by KelleyRoss August 18, 2009

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mexican kitten

when one sticks thier tounge in anothers butt hole and repeatedly rolls it

Dood, i gave cynthia a mexican kitten last night and she loved it...but my tounge tastes like poop

by boob da qooq January 26, 2010

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Mexican Sonagram

When a pregnant woman lays on her back and a man titty fucks her with his penis facing her feet. upon climax the man aims his load at her stomach, once it hits he gets up and rubs his penis in the mess on her stomach.

guy 1: So your wife is in her 3rd trimester now, has she gotten angry and hormonal with you at all?

guy 2: Yes, if fact at times its so bad the only way I can defend myself is my threatening her with a Mexican Sonagram.

by Jim Schmeckshner December 3, 2009

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