Mexican sauna

Port-O-John on a shitty roadside job.

Where is Pedro?" "He's in the Mexican Sauna.

by hunterhansen April 28, 2011

Mexican Sacktap

A hypothetical situation in which a large ring of gay men engaging in anal sex perform Newton's balls, creating a chain reaction that, with a little effort, can continue indefinitely around the circle like a Mexican Wave around a sporting field. There are no recorded occurrences of this.

'I started a Mexican Sacktap but it didn't make it around the circle because Bastian wasn't thrusting in time.'

by Authur C. Commons April 20, 2008

mexican kitten

when one sticks thier tounge in anothers butt hole and repeatedly rolls it

Dood, i gave cynthia a mexican kitten last night and she loved it...but my tounge tastes like poop

by boob da qooq January 26, 2010

Mexican Delight

Where you go into a bathroom and take a massive shit. Then, you stand up and itch your old, flakey skin on your asscrack, witnessing ass skin fall down into the monster dookie you took. Then get a kitchen spoon and start mixing the ass skin and shit together, producing a milky like substance. Quickly jack off into the toilet, and let out a loud moan as you ejaculate into the fucking substance. Mix it again with a spoon, and then dump it into a small bowl. Give it to your pet hamster, and make it eat that dog log. Then, poke a hole through its ass and all the corn massacre substance will come flowing out. If you don't see the following you didn't do this right, and will have to start all over, taking a massive, painful lawn sausage again:

Dried cum
Torn up ass skin
Dookie pieces
Whatever the hamster had that day. (Feed it Mexican food for the best results.)

Hamster guts

If you did it right, the substance will look like heaven on a plate, and you'll most likely drink it. This beverage, is known to some as Mexican Delight

Billy: Hey Johnny, i'm thirsty. What do ya got?

Johnny: I got some Mexican Delight in the freezer! Made a fresh batch earlier today!

by Dark Souls Sucka December 6, 2012

mexican striptease

When you get so drunk you black out and wake up missing clothes

Last night I pulled a Mexican striptease and have no idea what happened to my pants.

by Joltage March 28, 2016

Not a Real Mexican

A "Not a Real Mexican" Is a Mexican that embraces their heritage and speaks Spanish but was not born in Mexico.

that person isn't a real Mexican he is a not a real mexican

by JOhnnnny apple May 29, 2018

Mexican Rewipe

Having to rewipe you ass after taking a crap some time ago.

person #1: Man! my ass is feeling greasy from taking a crap 4 hours ago! Person #2: Dude, really!? sounds like you could use a Mexican Rewipe!

by BigTr September 12, 2010