Mary Magdalene

Somehow connected to Jesus, Cydonia (on Mars) and the Egyptian pyramids.

Mary Magdalene on Mars? WTF? Just wait and see..

by jim May 1, 2005

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mary poppins

A girl who is interested in you who does not call before she just "pops in" to your pad.

Usually a girl who you are not interested in who's act you consider annoying.

Billy: "So what did you do last night?"

Tommy: "Nothing fun, Mary Poppins stopped by and I was cornered into hanging out with her."

by Aaron Goodyear August 24, 2005

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Truth Of Mary

The Process of having a man ejaculate into your vagina while you sleep.

I was all sticky after Craig pulled a truth of mary on me.

by Andybhoy1995163 July 23, 2011

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Mary Smith

When your having a conversation and Mary Smith chimes in and says the same f***ing thing!

me: it’s going to rain the for the next five days

(dumbass comes in a five seconds later)
dumbass: it’s going to rain for the next five days
me: okay Mary Smith

by em04 March 26, 2020

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marie may was born on september 5th, 1946. her parents, john taylor and roger deacon were killed by a murderer called p**l pr*n***r. marie joined a band called "LED zeppelin" And they released rock hits such as "love of my life" and "nevermore", which are two hardcore rock songs. she died after being eaten alive by alvin the chipmunk.

omg i love marie may 's instagram account its so cute

by Deakythediscobean November 10, 2019

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