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Machine Angel Ritual: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1:Machine Angel Ritual: The Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025
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Machin

A machin is when somebody acts like Jonathon Machin
You machin, you fucked her with a cocktail sausage.
by Tommy282919292 July 6, 2019
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Gumball Machine

A machine that dispenses gumballs for a small fee (usually 25 cents). You put a coin into the coin slot, turn the crank, and a gumball comes out of the chute.
Dude, I got a gumball from that sweet gumball machine around town!
by applejoe June 25, 2020
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Washing Machine

A place for female family members to get stuck. At which point a male family member tries his hardest to get her unstuck.
Sister: uhh I'm stuck in the washing machine again
Brother: you need some HELP:)?
by I'm in a washing machine September 9, 2020
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Slush Machine

The act where a man/woman sticks a Popsicle up their lover's ass and lets it melt in there before bending down to drink it out of their ass, taking on the nature of a slush machine you would find at a 7-Eleven.
The AC was broken and it was sooo freaking hot, so Karli and I resorted to cooling each other off with the slush machine until the air conditioner repairman got here.
by freakylittleblonde20 June 16, 2013
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machine gun blues

when your playing video games and you accidentally shoot your teammate and feel bad about it. sometimes feeling so bad that you spend the rest of the macth trying to make up for it.
person one "you shot me bro where on the same team man what the hell"

person two " sorry didn't mean to"

person one "you did that on purpose didn't you"

person two "no i didn't believe me i've got the machine gun blues right now"
by person_three May 9, 2014
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Slot Machining

Slot Machining, also known as Dick Cracking, is when the male genitals are pushed down in a certain way causing a ligament "crack" sound and forces the penis to bounce back up like a Slot Machine lever.

Slot Machining feels good, try it.
"Dude, I was having sex last night with Lyndrid and I got Slot Machined!"
"What the fuck is Slot Machining"
"Yk when your dick cracks and bounces back up."
"You're fucking weird, dude."
by syphs January 8, 2023
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