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Dirty Merv

Like a Dirty Sanchez but with Merv Hughes style proportions.
I tried giving her a Dirty Sanchez but followed through and ended up giving her a Dirty Merv!
by merv hughes September 13, 2011
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Pie Merchant

A girl playing hard-to-get on a night out or over meeting up with a boy. Taken from the term "to pie" someone. (rejection)
Tony - What happened when you asked that girl if you could buy her a drink?

Andy - She said no! The Pie Merchant!
by JDogLikelyLad November 9, 2011
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excuse merchant

when confronted about the failure of your favorite players to perform , you immediately start making excuses to deflect the blame .
Heckling Fans :"Eli rules!" and "Eli owns your husband,"

Gisele Bundchen :"You have to catch the ball when you're supposed to catch the ball," she said angrily to those around her.

"My husband cannot f--king throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times."

"The Queen of all excuse merchants "
by krazy836 March 14, 2012
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Ursula Merkle

A crazed Conrad Birdie fan in the musical, Bye Bye Birdie BEST FRIENDS with Kim MacAfee, the lucky girl that gets chosen to kiss Conrad Birdie right before he leaves for the army.
Conrad Birdie fan: Justin Bieber fan----URSULA MERKLE IS THE DEFINITION OF CRAZED FAN
by Mrs. Peterson December 3, 2013
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Drowsy Mermaid

When a female lures a male into the shower under the false pretense of having sex and instead ends the relationship.
Hey babe let's take a shower......we need to talk.

I pulled a Drowsy Mermaid on him.
by spanky409 April 10, 2016
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troll mercenary

.....a troll mercenary is sumone who goes at a troll to defend a stance on an issue.....a paid troll ....
....wow...did yu see adam go at that troll.....adam is a real troll mercenary ......my mom supports his troll mission.....
by troll akbar May 13, 2016
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shane merrick

a shane merrick (Alfheim0nline) is the best drug dealer with the biggest dick (14.5 inc) (jackhammer)
"hey see that shane merrick over ther?" "yeah.""thats my shane merrick AND YOU CANT HAVE HIM!"
by Im wildturtle June 12, 2017
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