That kid over there is lemons.
by Lemonpeoplearedopeshit March 21, 2011
Get the Lemonsmug. by ReiK March 31, 2020
Get the Green lemonmug. 1. A really cool musician and Internet personality known by her fans for her series of remaking famous songs while her computer’s audio is muted, often with hilarious results. Her full first name is Devon. Also known as Dev Limes. (Dev please notice me you’re so cool)
2. The plural form of a software developer who is also a lemon… somehow. (Don’t ask questions)
2. The plural form of a software developer who is also a lemon… somehow. (Don’t ask questions)
Person 1: hey have you seen Dev Lemons’ latest Bumble video?
Person 2: wait, she’s doing those again? I guess I’ll have to check it out
(Person 1 and Person 2 turn to the camera)
Person 1 and Person 2 (simultaneously): and so should you!
Person 2: wait, she’s doing those again? I guess I’ll have to check it out
(Person 1 and Person 2 turn to the camera)
Person 1 and Person 2 (simultaneously): and so should you!
by PigeonMunging63 January 14, 2025
Get the Dev Lemonsmug. by kirras future hubby September 14, 2021
Get the lemon likes kirramug. A lemon hand grenade is a lemon, which someone cuts the top off of, hollows out, and then ejaculates into, and then re-seals. After the re-sealing of the cum filled lemon, you shove it halfway in a woman's vagina or asshole, and then punch the rest in, resulting in the lemon exploding inside of the woman.
by TuffDealer420 June 16, 2025
Get the Lemon Hand Grenademug. The act of repairing a newly purchased item that arrived damaged.
A consumer using already-owned equipment on a newly purchased item for the benefit of making the new item work the way it was advertised to work.
Opting to repair, adjust or modify a brand new purchase, or part of a brand new purchase, with pre-owned items, rather than returning the substandard item (lemon) for a refund or exchange.
The act of purchasing equipment for the sole purpose of repairing, adapting, altering, adjusting or modifying a newly purchased item so it can function the way it was advertised, rather than returning the item for a refund or exchange.
A consumer using already-owned equipment on a newly purchased item for the benefit of making the new item work the way it was advertised to work.
Opting to repair, adjust or modify a brand new purchase, or part of a brand new purchase, with pre-owned items, rather than returning the substandard item (lemon) for a refund or exchange.
The act of purchasing equipment for the sole purpose of repairing, adapting, altering, adjusting or modifying a newly purchased item so it can function the way it was advertised, rather than returning the item for a refund or exchange.
"This vacuum doesn't suck!! Here's the problem! There's a hole in the hose. Instead of returning it, I'll just lemon-rig it with duct tape."
"That's a brand new car!! Are you seriously going to lemon-rig it with red fingernail polish instead of sending it back for a paint job?"
"...But I just bought these chairs and they are scratching up my floors! The end caps are cheap! The metal is poking through! I don't want to waste time sending them back; besides, I love these chairs and we have a party in two days! I'll go to the hardware store and buy some decent end caps. Why waste time when I can just lemon-rig it?"
"That's a brand new car!! Are you seriously going to lemon-rig it with red fingernail polish instead of sending it back for a paint job?"
"...But I just bought these chairs and they are scratching up my floors! The end caps are cheap! The metal is poking through! I don't want to waste time sending them back; besides, I love these chairs and we have a party in two days! I'll go to the hardware store and buy some decent end caps. Why waste time when I can just lemon-rig it?"
by Cravicky July 27, 2021
Get the lemon-rigmug. Adjective. When the difficulty of a given task or set thereof is not due to actual mechanical challenge and testing of skillsets, but instead is "Difficulty by numbers", in which the difficulty comes as a result of simply continuing to stack more and more odds against the tasked. Examples of Lemon Difficulty include video game bosses with massive amounts of health and can kill you in one hit, but otherwise aren't mechanically challenging, and 'runaround' type tasks that involve a lot of tedious backtracking.
"Hell, the Big Bank heist in Payday 2 on stealth really isn't anything more than just Lemon Difficult"
by RadienX Chaosmaker January 22, 2021
Get the Lemon Difficultmug.