Kevin Harris

A very sweet, caring, family orintated guy who’s family is always first priority to him. Very competitive. And great at everything he does. But more importantly, Kevin is a large size man child who yells a lot probably to compensate for a small penis at least that’s how most kevin harris’ are. A synonym for Kevin Harris is Krzysztof Olszewski or Ted O.

Friend 1 “Man why are you acting like this?”
Friend 2 “Acting like what bro?”
Friend 1 “You’re acting like a cunt, you’re being a Kevin Harris.”

by Wayne the Payne September 1, 2019

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kevin cissy

A man pretending to be manly, but when it comes down to it, he's sissy filth. He will do anything for exposure, including eating shit online. The most pathetic type of man alive, an embarassment to mankind.

That guy in Louisville, KY was a real Kevin cissy.

by G0dd355K January 7, 2018

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white kevin

A very handsome and muscular man that is beloved by many and all who are blessed enough to know him. He is a god among men. He is a VERY sexy guy and is world renowned for his comedic skill and pleasuring the ladies. If you are lucky enough to get to know white kevin you should consider your life fulfilled.

"OMG White Kevin is so funny I could kiss him."

by sexy-man-4111 May 13, 2020

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Kevin Bacon

The deed in which you send all of your friends named Kevin, bacon in the mail. Pre-cooked bacon is recommended.

Ian: Hey Bubba, why did you send me bacon in the mail?

Bubba: I need more friends named Kevin.
Ian: That didn’t explain anything...
Bubba: KEVIN BACON!

by Eject Rejects! May 14, 2020

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