johnny

Philly Slang for a stolen car

Me and my mans took a johnny to the poppy store.

We dumped the johnny on the highway
We taking the johnny today
Yo! come get this johnny with me

by skinny hooper November 9, 2022

Johnny

Someone who has a very cute name, very amazing person, likes games and alot of merch,. Black hair (mostly), and pretty eyes!

"Johnny is so cute" -Girl1
"Whos johnny??" -Girl2
*Points* "Him!!" -Girl1
"omg!! Ikr?!?1" -Girl2

by PumpkinWhat January 15, 2022

Johnny juice

Fuck ton of tequila, ice, and whatever juice the bartender prefers.

Fuck me up and give me a Johnny juice

by Calamus9 November 5, 2020

Vitamin Johnny

That sweet sweet white elixir shooting out of Johnny's tip that can cure all illnesses.

I was feeling under the weather, then I had a shot of Vitamin Johnny and I was good as new!

by Johnny's recipient November 28, 2024

Real Johnny

Peeeedophile scary rapist

Real Johnny is a rapist and pedo

by CynicalWolf September 28, 2019

Johnny

1. An annoying person that exhibits elitist gamer mentality at the expense of common sense and social skills.

2. A person classified as a “Johnny” demonstrates the worst possible behavior and suffers from extreme mental retardation.

My friend from Canada is such a “Johnny” because he made a the mistake of purchasing Suicide Squad for full price and thinking it would be good.

by Chaos223 April 6, 2024

Sloppy top johnny

A sloppy blowjob

We're you giving him a sloppy top johnny?

by Lilaj October 28, 2023