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Internet Jesus

Someone with unholy knowledge of the internet, the only possible way they could know that is if they are in fact Internet Jesus.

Did Internet Jesus create the internet? They sure did, the prophecy states that one day Internet Jesus will return when the internet is most in need and on that day there will be memes made.
Person 1: How did you know that about the internet?
Person 2: I am Internet Jesus!
by Internet Jesus July 14, 2014
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Jesus Lot

An amount of a kind of object that is so great an amount that Jesus Christ would be unable to count the amount of items whitin his lifetime if he had lived to the ripe old age of 10 billion years old..
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
there were a Jesus Lot of people at the mall today. I mean, I had to break out my machete to hack through the crowds to be able to purchase Fable for the Xbox.
by not_michael October 11, 2004
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jew for jesus

Cult group who believe jesus is the messiah. This group is made up of fanatic right wing christians who use subterfuge tactics to trick jews into converting to christianity.
That jew for jesus group is a real evil cult.
by jim d April 12, 2007
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Jesus In A Box

A tabernacle, which contains the concecrated bread, and likewise "body," of Jesus Christ.
The priest went to the Jesus In A Box to get me my Holy Cracker.
by Jerry November 15, 2004
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jesus juice

jesus juice is a kool-aid but with poison in it. it is not coke with beer or any other alcohalic beverage in it.it was used by the leader of some guy using religion to get people to do what he wants.
noob:GUYS! THE HAVENS R COMING! DRINK THE JESUS JUICE!!
everyone:*dies of drinking jesus juice*
by mewone November 23, 2009
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jesus humper

synonymous with bible thumper. Someone who tries to impose their conservative religous beliefs on others.
A jesus humper tried to convert me.
by ? January 3, 2005
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Black Jesus

a black person that is so awesome that he is considered Black Jesus
Darnell is so awesome that he is known as Black Jesus.
by John Tabs April 17, 2010
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