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jelly bean

no father figure sussy balls cringe. all her/him/them/they/idk/aomgus/they'm viewers have no father.
by wlfz. April 12, 2022
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fluffernutter and jelly

When you cum inside of a bitch on her period and eat her out after.
Dude I can't believe I fluffernutter and jelly'd that bitch last night
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jelly sandwich

It's a FUCKING sandwich, with PEANUT BUTTER and FUCKING JELLY between two FUCKING slices of GODDAMN bread.
STOP FUCKING SEXUALIZING FOOD I WILL OFF MYSELF FOR FUCKS FUCK.
"What do you want for lunch?"
"A jelly sandwich"
"Doesn't that mean-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE"
"Wha-"
by AhaiMISO MAQM Productions September 12, 2022
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Jelly Kwon

Jelly Kwon, a.k.a. my mother from another grandmother, is a great person who has a thing for dads and married men.
I liked this girl, but turns out she likes older married men... guess she's a Jelly Kwon.
by mk96782 September 21, 2018
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jelly donut

Another way of saying you popped a girls cherry! Or when a cherry gets popped and the viganal area is all bloddy is called a "Jelly Donut"
Yeah, last night I gave your sister a "jelly donut"
by Jmac672267 July 2, 2015
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Jelly Babes

Often used to replace jealous in a cheeky way
Me: ''Just brought Mc Donalds''
You: ''So? Im shredding''
Me: Your just jelly babes
by deez11 February 23, 2015
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Naval Jelly

1) When you jerk off and some semen gets in your belly button, but you don't know that and after awhile it dries and ferments making your belly button hurt. Leading you to either put your finger or any other object in there. Feels hard but when you push in hard enough, you get a gooey substance out of your button consisting of ejaculate and lint.
2) Seaman's Semen
1) Dear diary today i had the worst case of Naval Jelly
2) COME ON ABOARD!! And swallow my Naval Jelly
by catchingfire3 May 12, 2019
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