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boots

noun. Sneakers, especially high-top sneakers.
You got Nutella on my boots!
by ereldogg December 8, 2024
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Shitting your boots

A combination of the phrases "quaking in your boots" and "shitting your pants". Caused by extreme fear that causes you to shit diarrhea that slides down your pant legs and into your boots.
That roller coaster is so scary, it will definitely have you shitting your boots.
by mr.aaaahmann May 26, 2023
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On The Boot

Damn they got me on the boot

I need to get off the boot
by Youngdeezball May 31, 2025
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FIRST BOOT

First boot means a person who's been elimanated from a game first
"Yo bro did you hear how Nana is first boot?" "Yeah bro they are such a flop"
by Woahhhh4fingers November 26, 2024
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“Tall Boots” Argument

A “tall boots” argument is the use of the propaganda technique of Intentional Vagueness combined with “allusory correlation” to passively insinuate causation between a correlation without directly saying it. The employer of this annoying method of bullshittery, while never explicitly stating the idea itself, instead leads someone to believe they came to their own conclusions based on their insinuations by suggesting it to them, and not explaining further.

The term comes from the tall boots that nazi’s wore - or more specifically, pointing out that nazi’s wore tall boots TO someone wearing tall boots with the phrase “I’m not saying you’re a nazi, but…” while clearly insinuating a connection to someone wearing tall boots, and nazis. The argument is illogical, but this technique is effective because it leads people into trying to figure out what the argument *is* rather than examining the argument itself, no matter how stupid it is.

You will know when that annoying friend of yours is using this technique in two steps:
1. The start with the phrase “I’m not saying *insert subject of connection*, but…” before trailing off
2. You tell them that that’s stupid, which prompts only a shrug, rather than any extrapolation
Xavier: Oh dude, check out my new boots!
Jake: They look pretty tall.
Xavier: Hell yeah! Leather, too.
Jake: You know, nazis wore tall boots.
Xavier: Shut the hell up Jake, what kinda “tall boots” argument bullshit is that.
Everyone on twitter: Oh my god, Jake is right…what the hell is wrong with Xavier

(Now apply this example to a news outlet of your choice)
by CoruscationDeficit March 26, 2024
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Local Boot

A pseudo-authoritative figure such as local or county government, who is an avid supporter or profiteer in the protection of state capital.
Max: I hate local boot! You won't gain a large cash compensation by sucking up to bezos and musky

Rocco: No, you must tip your landlord goyim, accept the boot
by rocko politik November 29, 2023
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Boots Men Smog

Just a random phrase you say when you are in the of a exam and everything is quiet.
by YourFriendSteve May 9, 2018
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