Lumpy Space Princess

A really fat girlfriend that is often dated by men of small stature

Guy 1: Hey hows your new girlfriend?
Guy 2: My Lumpy Space Princess? Really good. I just had to calm her down the other night with breadsticks from Olive Garden.

by Bbadbhabie October 7, 2019

Space Battle of Jerusalem

(n.)A war taking place approximately 14 light years above what we now know as Jerusalem. The war is as gruesome as it is distant as it is in space.
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(v.) The act of punching a rabbi in the nose.

“Hey you hear about that Space Battle of Jerusalem?”
“Oy vey, that meshuggener didn’t know what hit ‘em.”

by TheSmudge January 14, 2018

DIS (DEAD IN SPACE)

When lingering, boring conversation is met with silence!!!

Dude: So I was trending Brittany Spears...and did you know she...

Group: Rolls eyes and wtf's

Friend: Dude, that was so..DIS (Dead In Space)

by BMAC This is me ! October 18, 2012

space-filler joke

A (generally poor) joke made to a peron for the express purpose of talking to them.

Tom- "Hey Jenny, why'd the chicken cross the road? He needed change for a twenty!"
Jenny- "That doesn't even ma--"
Tom- "So what are you doing later?"
Jenny- "Was that a space-filler joke?"

by D'Brackus JJ Jabber Johnson I October 3, 2015

Space Force Cadet

I am an Space Force Cadet. I am connected and faithful to every Corps of Cadets who serve their community and nation with patriotism. I earn respect when I uphold the Core Values of Integrity First, Service Before Self, and Excellence In All We Do. I will always conduct myself to bring credit to my family, school, Corps of Cadets, community, and to myself. My character defines me. I will not lie, cheat, or steal. I am accountable for my actions and deeds. I will hold others accountable for their actions as well. I will honor those I serve with, those who have gone before me, and those who will come after me.

I am a Patriot, a Leader, and a Rocketman devoted to those I follow, serve, and lead – I am a Space Force Cadet.

by DropSwap July 19, 2021

Space Out in Lightsworld

To get high / come up. Esp. through use of ecstasy.
A sort of antonym phrase to Lights Out in Spaceworld.

I can't wait to Space Out in Lightsworld later on tonight.

Yo Frenchie, you Spacing Out in Lightsworld yet?

by LiiBo November 5, 2008

Space Cadet Gone

As Ronnie says on Jersey Shore season 6 episode 5

Someone who is Really drunk like Deena in episode 5 min 37.

"so we run into Deena right now in spicys and she is beyond gone, I'm talking space cadet gone.

by young dagger dick:) March 2, 2021