Irish Dracula

The paragon of slow execution. When applied to a person, can imply either physical or mental slowness, or both.

This traffic is moving like an Irisih Dracula.
Sometimes I feel like I'm working with a bunch of Irish Draculas.
We're three hours late, but still faster than an Irish Dracula.

by sunshinedavidlake July 17, 2010

irish language

Irish language is a pointless language to learn it is never used and a wats of time

I don't know why we learnt this Irish language we never use it pointless

by Top prod 1690 ftp March 1, 2017

Irish Tip

When you leave the bar so drunk you forget to pay and tip your waitress.

or

When you only put the tip of your dick in and yell, "Oye, I just found the pot of gold!"

Ryan Walsh literally just gave our waitress an Irish Tip.

by IrishTipMan August 13, 2016

Irish Hat Story

An Irish Hat Story is a story that someone tells over and over again, each time thinking that this is the first time that they have told it to the listener.

Person A: So this one time...

Person B: Oh man, not another Irish Hat Story.

by NightPhoenix March 17, 2011

Irish DJ

When one puts his/her finger into a womans vagina, rotating slowly as if ready to scratch a tune while upside down deejaying, hence Irish DJ!!!!

What are you doing tonight pal?
I'm taking a bird out and i'm hoping do an irish dj to her!!

by REL74 February 11, 2010

Irish week

The length of time it takes for a person or group of people to drink a bottle of whisky.

Les: Dude, how long will it take for you to get over this breakup?

Wes: An Irish week.

Les: How long's that?

Wes: Probably later tonight.

by SwingingGuru June 20, 2013

Irish Vocabulary

Just regular vocabulary but consists of the word "Fuck" after every word. Usually happens when people are drunk, and or high.

Irishman: What the fuck is going on here you motherfucking face pussy. You been fuckin round here latley? I think you been fuckin. Get the fuck off!

You: Dontcha use your Irish Vocabulary on me!!

by 1337 Silverland December 30, 2010