Rocking Horse Topper

(1) Andy Parker; (2) the opposite of a power bottom.

E.G. : a gay man (usually an andy) that rocks on top of a dick instead of taking it like a lady.

I rode my roommate Joe so hard last night he made me look like a rocking horse topper...

by J B B J October 27, 2011

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turkey horse shoe

a slice of bread with slices of turkey, french fries and melted cheese on top. Origin of the Food is Central Illinois (Stewardson, IL)

A-dude whats for lunch today?
B-turkey horse shoe!
A-sa-weet!

by Jay Jay Porelempo September 11, 2007

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Italian Mini-Horse

Italian Mini-Horse: An Italian man whom, despite lacking the physical stature to meet the requirements of an Italian Stallion, still possesses enough hair gel, tight bedazzled t shirts and muscles to qualify as an Italian Mini-Horse.

Kim: “Who is that little guy in the sparkly t shirt? His hair is so shiny! His loafers are so pointy! He’s so little and yet his personality is so big! Such style! Such flair! Wait, did he just simultaneously pull his shirt up and his pants down?! How did he do that?! I must meet him.”

Alex: “That’s Giuseppe, he’s an Italian Mini-Horse.”

by badkitty1111 February 26, 2010

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Fucking a Dead Horse

The only thing to do with a horse after you have beaten it.

Okay. We get it. Michael Vick is playing football again. Quit fucking a dead horse.

by JamesBeam November 16, 2010

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crashing police horses

1. (v) A Lesbian sex act where two partners interlock their spread legs and grind their vulvae together to stimulate each others clitoris to orgasm.

2. (v) when a male or female has two penises inserted any combo of his/her mouth, anus, or vagina, but is most commonly done in the anus and vagina

1. Dude did you see those two chicks crashing police horses in the bathroom?

2. Last night me and my buddy crashed police horses with the girl from my biology class. It was incredible and uncomfortable all at the same time.

by tdac90 June 17, 2010

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