Denver Gold Rush

When a you takes twice the amount of prescribed laxatives and runs through the streets screaming, "I'VE HIT GOLD!" All the while you are violently shitting hot steamy liquid out of your bunghole.
Lil Wayne: Sup foo' , whats going on?

You: Nothing much, I did just Denver Gold Rush my hometown and get arrested for public indecency.

Lil Wayne: Yo, that's frit
by Denver Country Club December 12, 2018
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Tennessee gold rush

When you and your woman get drunk,pass out and you piss the bed and roll her to your side of the bed. She wakes up thinking she done it.
Josh got so drink he gave Lisa the Tennessee gold rush.
by Mellonballar March 24, 2017
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wil gold

Wil gold is the real name of popular streamer and musician wilbur soot
Wilbur soot"s real name is wil gold
by Me (aka the best) June 13, 2021
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Gold On

1. trying to hold on with gold bond medicated powder all over your hands

2. when a condom is made of gold and you put it on

3. when you are wearing a magnum condom.
"Check out my gold on."
"Hey man, don't forget to put your gold on."
by Britainy1017 September 01, 2009
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Gold Nosed

A phrase meant to describe greedy persons who put wealth and or personal gain before the wellbeing of others.
"That gold nose could smell out even a penny buried in the sand!"
"That gold nosed tax collector took practically everything!"
by Dyne Willow Work February 02, 2021
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Jonathan, my Gold

I hope merry this man, have beautiful and very, very, very smart kids and that we can trust, respect, love and support each other, like a dog and a homeless blind man. I love this man. He's the only one, in fact. But, he think he's not. In my heart, you are. And I'm so afraid, cause he is just too perfect to me - and not only to me, for sure... I don't want to lose him, for God's sake... But I'm just a frightened dog in the rain, waiting for him to come to my station. I don't think he will come at time. I will die, starving for his love.
However, I think I never had him and never will. I hope the angels listen to me weeping for him and bring his love to me at once or send me words to fill the void of a life without him, my beloved. Without him, I'm just me: a ghost, a shadow, a dying star in his blue distant eyes.
Jonathan, my Gold... You are like a God so beautiful you are, in every way (sighing)
by ssolombra January 05, 2024
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