friend quiz

a retarded application on facebook that gets its users addicted to finding out who would hook up with them buy answering hundreds of retarded questions about retarded people the user attends highschool with. if your a male you end up skipping all the questions about guys because its just way too homo. the application often freezes up, refrains from giving you your credits and deletes itself from your page. its bullshit and its addicting. you can also buy credits buy spendin money on stupid shit.
*i gotta find out who wants to hook up with me on friend quiz!*
question: "do you think (random fat chick) has a nice butt?"
answer: NO
*yes! 1 credit down, 49 to go!
by kitchenfury April 14, 2010
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Friends with benefits

friends who do couple things like hugging and kissing and holding hands but aren't in an official relationship. They can make their own boundaries for the "relationship" and agree to them as they choose.
"Are Ranae and Christopher dating?"
"No, they're just friends with benefits"
by Ireland Ranae September 18, 2017
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Brotherly friend

Your doomed. This is usually said by a girl who likes you as a family member, but not as a partner. Your relationship with this girl is usually over and not likely to turn around, but you can still be close friends. Also refer to 'friend zone'
Girl: "Ok look i like you but as more of a brotherly friend..."
by StatueofLuberty October 04, 2011
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friend shui

The art or practice of clearing your life of any friends who cause extra cludder or drama in order to keep a simple, easy, carefree, uplifting social life for yourself.
"Marcel is driving me insane with his constant drama."

"You need to adopt friend shui and get rid of that stuff."

"yeah."
by merrifengshui August 30, 2012
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Bad friends

Someone who cares only about themselves. You will always be there for them no matter what, yet you cannot count on them. They will ignore you unless it benefits them in some way. Once you start feeling sad or you go through something, when you turn to them they are never there. They talk about you behind your back. They treat you lesser than them. It does not matter how much care you have for your friend. They will never treat you like you deserve, and eventually the one who treated you like crap doesn’t change, and tosses you out like garbage.
“I’m really struggling right now Lewis. Would you mind just listening? It would really help”

“Lol nice”

Bad friends aren’t worth having around, know your value.
by Golden Lizard May 14, 2021
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Friend crush

Basically like a crush but instead of wanting to date the person you want to be friends with them
Girl 1: omg shes sooo funny

Girl 2: ikr! She’s my friend crush
Girl 1: me too!!
by tiktokGorl October 29, 2019
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Friend of Alice

A person who enjoys experimenting with psychedelic drugs.
Referencing Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Alice's literal trip down the rabbit hole.
Hey there stranger are you a Friend of Alice? Then I've got just the psychedelia for you!

What's with your friend Gary? He's been in the corner laughing hysterically and taking to the wallpaper for awhile now.

Oh Gary? He's a Friend of Alice.
by Sick Trickle February 24, 2021
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