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friend-z

A quickie with your platonic friend in the back of your dads pickup truck in the dead of winter. To fit in the "bed" of the truck, the two bodies are contorted in a way that can only be interpereted as a Z from above. After the cumbersome act of having sex in sub zero temperatures, the ejaculate freezes so quickly that it resembles the age old dessert at Friendly's known as the "Friend-Z".
Examlple 1: "Yo dude, i gave my best friend a friend-z last night, now things are super awkward and it will take us years to rebuild our friendship!
by HappinessCondensed December 4, 2018
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Only Friend*z

A group of friends who are very close, namely Zad, Vic, Mert, Kate and Al. These girls partake in activities such as attending Disney rehearsals, sleepovers, makeovers, being arrested twice, being pretty/skinny/popular, eating, texting, never showering, watching the office, ruining scary movies, swimming at zad's, doing master warm ups, getting their heads in the game, making videos, having boyfriends, romacing milkshake, talking really loud at movies, watching disney channel, bonding with eachother's families, ending every word with ziez, and stalking people on Facebook.
I love my only friend*z: Zaida, Mary, Kate, and Alex.
by Vicziez February 22, 2008
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A to Z friend

A friend who is neither committed nor single, but means everything to each other.
by atrueindian November 24, 2020
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friend zone to endzone

The phenomenon of a male succeeding in getting out of the dreaded friend zone and actually getting the girl. There are currently believed to be 2 cases of this in recorded history.
"Dude, are you two together?"
"Yep, been dating for a month now."
"But I could have sworn she friend zoned you."
"She did, but I got out of there and into the end zone, dude."
"Friend zone to endzone, nice. But how the -"
"Don't ask, I daren't."
by Therestoomanynamesonhere September 28, 2011
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friend zone poke

A Facebook poke that usually implies the friend zone. It is usually understood that guy and a girl who have poke wars with each other are only meant to be friends.
Person 1: "So you and Sally have been poking each other like crazy. Aren't y'all going to be dating soon?"

Person 2: "No, can't you see we have been giving each other the friend zone poke?"
by dontacceptmyurbanwordplease March 14, 2013
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friend zone

The almost un-escapable place where you have a crush on someone but they only want to be friends. 1 record lasted 8 years in the friend zone.
boy''will you be my girl friend''
girl''i would prefer us to be just friends''
boy is now in the friend zone
by dat guy1 November 3, 2013
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The friend zone

When a girl decides that you're her friend, you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp.
Friend1: Are you still with that girl?
You: We're just friends.
Friend2: A moment of silence for our brother in the friend zone.
by rodjak October 11, 2012
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