Factory Reset

When you do something so terrible or embarrassing that your only option is to factory reset their phone in an effort to erase all traces of yourself from their life.

Oh man, I told her we were in love, had to factory reset her and get out!

by Asthepuckturns September 2, 2016

piss factory

Where you take a leak.

hey, where's the piss factory in here?

by tony L November 23, 2003

GFPH factor

n. General Female Population Hotness scale.

A number used to sum up the average hotness level of all the girls at a particular school. A score of 10 means that 10 out of every 10 girls will be hot. A score of 0 would likewise mean that 0 out of every 10 girls will be hot. This number can be decided by gathering a group of friends together, looking in a school's yearbook at all the girls in the same grade as the group and older, and rating each girl from 0 to 10. One must record all ratings down on a sheet of paper, and then find the mean of the group of numbers. The resulting number will be the GFPH factor.

"My school's GFPH factor is about a 2... I wanna transfer to Dunham."

by Fnar December 28, 2004

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Movie that contains the hottest male actor having intimate relations with small indian Oompa Lompas that sing gay overrated songs, witch by the way creep you out.

why you so tight hoe?!?

i got myself a oopa lompa up ma ass!!

by sugga mamma August 13, 2005

consideration factor

The underlying and most important factor in degenerate life - consideration for fellow idiots...for if a degen is alone, they are then just another derelict idiot.

Perfect example in Tangerus. A fellow degen's dooz should not stay unlit for long.

Cone - *takes dooza out of packet and puts in mouth*
Other Degen, possibly scozz - *recognises need of lightangerus and hooks one up*

Cone - "Cha for the consideration factor bro"

by Nick "Cone" Connor October 4, 2005

Dick Factor

A male human who sucks ones penis fun. More then likely this person will have no friends and is hated by all that know them. They will generally be found masturbating to gay porn while talking to anybody who is unfortunate enough to be in the room with them. This sad pathetic creature is best to be avoided; too much contact will only result in self-loathing and possibly death.

Dick Factor: Dude I had the best gay sex last night.
Person A: Stop talking.
Dick Factor: Dude I’ve beaten FFVII 25 times!!!!
Person A: Please God make him stop!
Dick Factor: Dude suck me off.
Person B: Dear Lord why?
Dick Factor: Dude my penis is 28 inches long.
Person A: I’m going to kill myself now.
Person B: Not before I do.
Person A: (dies)
Person B: (dies)
Dick Factor: (Humps dead bodies.)

by Andy Reid December 14, 2008

c+r music factory

A good group coming out with a double album, techno on one cd and rock on the other. Buy it. Because it is very good. And you will like it. I promise. Conrad and Ryan Music Factory, bitch. Like it, or get thrown out of the car window. Okay? It's bitchin, not a P.O.S.

Subject 1: You here that new stuff by C+R Music Factory?
Subject 2: Yes, indeed I have, and it is bitchin'

by The R-Tist R June 20, 2004