hoss evan jensen

he is a kid who hates everyone i know this because he is my son jk you thought suckers fuck you

hoss evan jensen means fuck you stop asking

by wdymmmmmm November 2, 2020

Evan Pomfret

a boy with an hourglass figure very funny and is racist scared of everything nd gets bullied all the time

Evan pomfret - sprays hand sanitiser on a girl

Girl - pours hand cream all in his hair

by lol_____ December 23, 2021

Evan McDonnell

He is literally weezer

Have u heard of Evan McDonnell. Ya he’s weezer.

by Weezerwastaken September 29, 2020

Evan

Evan cares about other people more then he cares about himself he is smart,hot af,and caring. He loves to play sports and he is really good at pretty much every sport . He won’t brake a promise and will respect you .

Evan just made me really happy and made my whole day better.

by That background girl September 17, 2018

Evan

evan is jewish

evan: hey
evans friend: you're jewish

by evansbiggest fan March 2, 2022

Lola Evans

Lola Evans is a massive wet wipe, displaying major wet wipe behaviour at all times.

Ugh your such a lola Evans

by grac1e August 1, 2021

evan

Evan is the blackest nigga on earth ong🙏😹💯

"did you see Evan?"
"Ya that nigga's so black."

by Thebestknitter123 May 27, 2022