Ear fetish

A sexual attraction towards ears. Ear fetishes are more common among people who also like chocolate milk.

Mads: Damn those are some sexy ears
Everyone: Lol Mads has an ear fetish

by IDLW April 24, 2019

Cauliflower ears wet dream

Someone with the biggest fucking ears you’ve ever seen

“Oi Tom I didn’t know you were cauliflower ears wet dream!”

by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025

black ear

A fictional sickness that has the potential of being a great excuse to call in sick or avoid a social event.

Jack: Wanna come to Ryan's party this Friday?

Ned: Can't dude black ear got me...

Jack: Jesus...ol' black ear snuck up on ya again eh?

by rickbillralphpetersteve April 7, 2009

nuttella ears

someone that never washes his/her ears this is common around england and Australia

nuttella ears is an earwax head tranny

by ching wueeng howenfa February 10, 2017

My ears, they hurt!!!

What someone says when a little panzee named Austin starts screaming like a banshee in your ears and never shuts the hell up.

“My ears, they hurt!!!“ Michael said as Austin screamed at the top of his lungs, and then left to jerk off to gay porn

by theaustinhater42069 September 30, 2023

Ear Tampon

A Q-tip, more notably a used Q-tip improperly disposed of, not in the garbage bin. Left out for potential public viewing and inevitable shaming.

My wife keeps leaving her waxy ear tampons laying around, now our cat is playing with one in front of her mother.

by BT_asgard June 20, 2016

Ear

A gaylord's vagina

He went in the ear

by OogaBooga9999999 June 5, 2019