Ball Wheel Drive

When you slip on a spent rubber (condom), often post-coitus or the morning after while getting out of bed, often leading to injury.

John: "Dang dude, how'd you mess up your ankle?"
Mike: "Umm... I slipped and fell due to a Ball Wheel Drive incident. Really drives me nuts."

by Stikki Thiccums January 1, 2024

Christ Drive

A Christ Drive occurs when while driving on a summer's evening in say, Brighton, a passenger shouts 'Christ', while passing any number of extremely attractive girls walking by. Thus it's a Christ Drive.

Three Guys are cruising a busy seaside town on a hot Saturday night.

Dave ' Christ, look at that' (while the car is passing by a very attractive girl who is walking by).

Jon 'Where?'

Col (driver) 'By that bus stop back there on your left'.

Jon 'Christ she's a bang'.

*several similar passes later*

Col 'Another successful Christ Drive guys'.

by Crazy49 March 26, 2019

valley drive by

Having open sex in your car while driving through town.

Did you see those two running a Valley Drive By at noon on Main Street?

Sure did. Looks like he was fixin to make a Dutch Bunny by second gear

by The Dutch Voodoo February 23, 2021

Driving Miss Daisy

When you are Raw Doggin any woman over 65 in the back of her Buick.

I was horny, and your granny offered it up, so I went Driving Miss Daisy. Said she liked it raw. Reminded her of her first prom night with 3 of the guys from the basketball team.

by WhaddaMuthaFkr November 7, 2023

Driving English

Driving on the wrong side of the road, against traffic. Someone is "Driving English" if they are recklessly driving on the left side of a road in a country which drives on the right. It should be noted that only countries of colonial

English influence (United States excluded) drive on the left side of the road.

Almost got popped by some drunk ass driving english! He didn't even see the median!

Had to swerve off the road yesterday. A fire truck was driving english to avoid a clusterfuck of traffic.

by E_Man_24 June 22, 2021

drive by hookup

When (person 1) drives by their potential hookup(person 2)'s house. Then they call (person 2) to come out to the car. The two then hookup in the car, and thats that....until next time.

ex. 1:
"I had the gayest drive by hookup last night. Jonathan had a broken arm so it was impossible to get anything done....after an hour of kissing and banging my leg on the steering wheel I made a curfew excuse."

by Slooooot April 5, 2008

rear-drive

gay person or homesexually-unbalanced

Berry: I don't want to hang out with those rear-drives. They're chicks-free.

by SLRussianboy August 5, 2018