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grandma's dark secret

Whats your grandma's dark secret smoking weed in a dark ally with some black guys or being stared in a porno with a black guys house dick? And by the way I don't want to know.
"Whats grandma's dark secret? "Jimmy.
"You don't wanna know." Grandpa.
by Bob McRoss December 5, 2016
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special dark chocolate

Steven Compton's type, not to drak, not to light, like Beyonce
by Ace Kaye December 2, 2021
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Wake up in darkness

When someone puts their bare ass on your face while your sleeping and you wake up only to see the darkness of their asshole.
Dude I totally woke Josh up in darkness this morning.

or

I woke up in darkness this morning and it smelled like shit.

or

You don't want to wake up in darkness do you?
by Professor Legasov August 16, 2019
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Dark Hills Gang

Name for the Underground Rap/Rock duo from Memphis, TN. They founded their own label, Bloody River Records, in 2003. Their music covers comedy, horror, occult, supernatural, extraterrestrial, taboo and other similar themes.

Albums include:

Blown Out Candle (2003)
DHG presents: Lil Folk - My Life Begins (2005)
The Broken Church (2006)
CHRISTMASWEEN (2008)
HILLOWEEN 2010
Split Personalities (2017)
Table Scraps vol.1 - Blown Out Candle Era (2019)
Table Scraps vol.2 - The Broken Church Era (2019)

Planned or WIP projects include:

Not Enough TV EP (?)
Domain Eminence (?)
ABDUCT & DESTROY (?)

There are several features, music videos, and Live performance videos available on the OFFICIAL Dark Hills Gang YouTube channel as well as Dustin Carter's (CRaZY tha CoBRA) personal channel.
If you are so fortunate to enter the town of Dark Hills, the Dark Hills Gang will escort you to the river's edge... And push you in.
by ThaCobra August 24, 2019
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sexy dark chocolate

The wonderful Dark skin guy named Thando he is tall and will steal all your girls
Sexy dark chocolate aka Thando will steal your girls
by Dark dark choco October 29, 2020
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Ancient Dark Guardians

PVE guild in SWTOR. Lead by Sid.
Great gang of people who love playing swtor, ops and enjoy time the spend together . We also have Monty!
Best Guild In the World ! Ancient Dark Guardians
by The Sid September 1, 2021
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Dark Semen Surp

a man buys semen off of the internet in a bucket and pours it into his tip then putting his penis into a man or womens anus and squirting the other man's cum as well as his own in the anus
John Stacey bought semen off of the internet and poured it into his tip then anal pleasing Amanda he preformed the Dark Semen Surp
by darksemdemigod December 30, 2021
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