Datesume

A datesume is a mix between a date and resume. A datesume is on-line profile that you would use on an on-line dating website to try to attract or get the attention of your target audience.

Lisa worked long and hard on her datesume to project the perfect positive representation of herself to attract the perfect partner.

by CDUBS74 October 1, 2009

datends

Friends who are more than friends, but not dating yet and there is no exchange of benefits.

Samuel: Are they just friends?

Alice: No there are more than friends they are datends!

by Steen11 May 13, 2010

datebomb

a shocking piece of information shared that ruins an otherwise good date.

yeah my date with that hot chick was going great until she dropped the datebomb on me that she has 2 kids.

by arupaloka October 25, 2011

honey dater

An ethnic urban lady with sexy curves who likes to date older rich men and receives an allowance for her time and showing up on the date. Usually set in a luxurious setting like an upscale restaurant or high-end resort. Typically arranged through an agency to keep things on the up and up.

More evolved form of sugar dating.

I'm not on that sugar baby crap... I'm a honey dater now.

How did you get with that girl you was with last night at the party? She was super hot.

Honestly, she was my girlfriend for the night, a honey dater and I fuckin' love it. No headache, no stress just NSA fun. I'm going to meet up with her again this week, we going to be at Edgars get together. Can't get enough

by Tulips Envy June 22, 2019

Amongus Online Dater

People who think its cute to online date in amongus lobbies even though their just ruining the game for everyone.

“Im a Amongus Online Dater.”
“Your disgusting.”

by nekofeet April 15, 2021

Rec Room Dater

Somebody who has a fetish for lego brick pixels and deaf old people. Usually don't speak because they sound like a whale having an orgasm.

Yo look at that Rec Room Dater. I wonder if his mother stopped taking the birth control.

by Cruciferous Monkey August 9, 2022

Double dated

A double dated is when you go out with a girl and have sex with her and then a few days later realize she gave you a std she got from her previous date and you realize you been double dated.

It is kinda sad that Will is sick now but, his ass got double dated so I kinda think it's funny but still sad *tries to hide laughter*....

by saharadryhumor January 11, 2015