Devil's Crotch

A Indiscribibly terrifying hot souce

This burger needs some Devil's Crotch

by Human person 267 March 20, 2017

Crotched

Crotched (verb) when your drink spills directly onto your crotch.

Guy: I need another drink.
Bartender: you just ordered a minute ago.
Guy: I know, I got crotched!

Bartender and Guy in unison: at Least it's happy hour.

by raisindisliker June 17, 2018

Hot crotch

When a man puts one condom on and lathers it in hot sauce, then puts another on after the first one. Next he has sex with a girl until one of the condoms breaks and one of them feels fire from below

Hot crotch is like Russian roulette with sex

by WoodyJohnson69420 January 18, 2021

Toxic crotch

A vaginal odor that is the likes of rotting flesh or has the stench of the green & yellow custard dripping from a dead dogs eye.

'Bro she got that Toxic Crotch yo!!! You wouldn't catch me going down on that girl in this life or the next.

by Half G March 1, 2019

CROTCH BOGGLE

When a person grabs a man by the balls and gazes into the very being of his soul.

Evan got crotch boggled by the cologne guy in the restroom.

by Saikosekai November 21, 2019

Ice Crotch

A female asshole.

"Dude, why doesn't Lisa give me back my dress?"
"You already know she's an Ice Crotch. I don't know why you gave it to her."

by Browneyes May 7, 2012

Crotch Crickets

When a woman rubs her legs together in close proximity to someone she is attracted to, to hint that she is aroused. (Like a cricket does to attract a mate)

Look at that girl rubbing her legs together. She has the crotch crickets for sure.

by 0hotm0mma0 November 10, 2022