louisiana cracker smacker

The act of sprinkling hot ashes around the genital area during any sexual act while glueing crackers on your gooch.
Wow dude! The priest did a total louisiana cracker smacker to that nun!
by pussypoop14 May 02, 2010
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White cracker

White cracker or cracker is the definition of a white man

Its used like a nickname same as to how black men call eachother "nigga"
"Get the fuck out here you white cracker"
"Shut the fuck up before i beat your dumbass up"
by inutinsocks November 09, 2022
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creepy-ass cracker

a white person who is acting in a strange, menacing, or otherwise deviant manner, especially if the person is following you, stalking you, or threatening you in any way.
By carrying a gun, calling the police, and following Trayvon Martin because Martin was a young black man in a predominantly white neighborhood, George Zimmerman was acting like a creepy-ass cracker.
by tokai July 09, 2013
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Allabama nut cracker

The art of standing on one leg and kicking yourself in the testicles. This act would normaly take place before foreplay or in a confession box.
That hoe was real dirty, so i showed that bitch an allabama nut cracker n she shat herself
by Jamesk December 30, 2006
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racist cracker asshole

A white person who strongly dislikes people who are of a dark skin color, and is a complete jerk to everyone.
"That (white) guy over there calling every black person a no good nigger and beating his wife is such a racist cracker asshole.
by johnny quest the third December 14, 2008
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racist cracker asshole

1: any white man who does not agree with absolutely everything Obama says or does.
2: anyone who does not constantly kiss Jessie Jackson's backside.
Obama's tie does not match his tie very well. Racist: You racist cracker Asshole!!! how dare you criticize the first black president!
by Eldrich Thurge August 05, 2011
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