cookie waza

Cookie Waza is a technique in martial arts (especially jujitsu) in which you grab your opponents testicles and twist. It is also known as the "five on two"

All drunken frat bastards deserve the cookie waza so that they won't be able to pass down their fratty genes.

by Zig March 18, 2005

Fortune Cookie

The wise words given through the means of a delicious snack. Fortune Cookies should not be taken lightly or mocked. Eat the cookie, taste the cookie, heed the cookie.

"Dank oo sirrr, here your Fortûne Cookîe!" (Fortune Cookie)

by J_money18 September 11, 2013

cookie wrangler

When you stick it up her butt, she shits, and you pull your cock out with the poo all over and jack off on her face

That guy was being a cookie wrangler in that chicks ass and she couldn't walk for two days

by kyle spejcher March 03, 2007

Semen cookies

A semen cookie is when you offer your friend a cookie and they ask “what kind” and you reply “semen cookie” then they start yelling come get semen cookies my friends home made semen cookies.

Jim: want some cookies

Jeff: what kind
Jim: semen cookies
Jeff: everyone come get Jim’s semen cookies.

by JeffandJimsemenCookies May 01, 2020

Pizza Cookie

Pizza cookies are infamously known around the world to millions of gamers in the Guild Wars Prophecies, Factions , and Nightfall series, as well as many other online games. A pizza cookie is a phrase used by the ubber leet sauce players during any part of the game which warrants a cookie. Like clearing FoW or winning HoH GvG PvP and so on. Pizza is a highly nutritional food which fuels gamers into the night. Naturally a brilliant mind put the idea of cookies together with pizza and created the craze now spreading all over the world. Players offer virtual pizza cookies as a gesture of thanks.

Sir Jon C: " zomg! we just pwnd everything "
Big Fizzy: " NUKES FTW!!!!!!! "
Sir Jon C: " gj e1 "
Time of Dot: " PIZZA COOKIES !"
Big Fizzy: " PCs own "
Time of Dot: " well off to bed ive been playing for 38 hours "

/resign

by FHunter March 22, 2007

cookie monster

Someone who likes take (munch) alot of bikkies,pills,especially over a short period of time. Ie a weekend, Dan had 8 pills starting on friday night and took his last on Sunday morning.

"Dan you're a total cookie monster"

by boredatwork March 15, 2007

cookie cunt

Someone who pushes cookie on you and tell you it is for a charity

Lisa sell this sucker some cookie you know your the cookie cunt.

by specail_ed December 16, 2008