cock-a-maimy

used to describe anything which has qualities of stupidity, childishness, and general foolhardyness.
I was told that all roosters can play the lute and sing, and wear puffy breeches. this turned out to be a cock-a-maimy fact.
by intro.infinity March 27, 2009
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cock blizzard

During sexual intercourse, in which at the end, the male ejaculates on a near by ceiling fan, thus creating a blizzard like effect.
Yo Jerry busted a cock blizzard and now all my shit is dirty
by brrr-aymond April 27, 2006
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cock nugget

A worthless individual. The term originates from dried, conjealed bits of mixed male and female ejaculate that cling to pubic hairs at the base of the penis after coitus. They are disgusting and of no value to anyone.
Can you believe that fucking bum asked me for a dollar? What a cock nugget.
by Matt 1000000 June 27, 2005
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mound of cock

Big ol fat huge massive dick, or several penises forming a large pile of penises.
I should be a pornstar because I have a huge mound of cock in my pants. I'll just put it in Dean's mom's ass instead. Eat this giant mound of cock you bitch.
by Mr. Hoggenbalz December 06, 2007
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Cod Cock

V.)
The act of using one hand to play call of duty and the other to please your self.
Modern Warfare is the common game this happens on

N.) A male organ that can be used to shoot people. ( mostly in the face)
Bob: HOW DID YOU DIE???

Lonely Nerd : Sorry i was i had to "Cod Cock"

Bob: OH...... You better not have used the controller I let you borrow.
by xBox of a Cox February 06, 2010
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Cock Jumper

1. a person who moves from one penis to another in rapid succession

2. slang for the word slut

3. used as an insult to men, insinuating that the man is in fact a homosexual
1. 'That bitch is such a cock jumper!'

2. 'Cock jumping whore!'

3. 'Dude... you're a cock jumper!'
by timbob09 July 24, 2006
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Cock Shower

Yo, the Jonas Brothers totally take cock showers everyday.
by AreTooDeTo August 29, 2008
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