Backside Clapping - polite euphemism for that rhythmic phenomenon that happens during intimate moments; while making love with one's own lady!
After forgetting their anniversary, Dave tried to make it up by suggesting some enthusiastic backside clapping, but his wife just rolled her eyes and handed him a honey do list.
At the dance class, the instructor heard some vigorous backside clapping coming from a new couple and shouted, "Now that's how you spice up the tango!"
When the neighbors complained about the noise, Tom grinned and said, "Sorry, we were practicing some late-night backside clapping for our couples' counseling class at church!"
When the bedroom’s backside clapping echoed through the house, their dog howled along, thinking it was a new musical phenomenon worthy of a Grammy.
Trying to keep things spicy, Lisa declared their anniversary backside clapping session a natural phenomenon, joking it could register on the Richter scale.
At the dance class, the instructor heard some vigorous backside clapping coming from a new couple and shouted, "Now that's how you spice up the tango!"
When the neighbors complained about the noise, Tom grinned and said, "Sorry, we were practicing some late-night backside clapping for our couples' counseling class at church!"
When the bedroom’s backside clapping echoed through the house, their dog howled along, thinking it was a new musical phenomenon worthy of a Grammy.
Trying to keep things spicy, Lisa declared their anniversary backside clapping session a natural phenomenon, joking it could register on the Richter scale.
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Get the Clap mug.This phenomenon is rarely experienced, it will only occur when partaking in coitus with a female with epilepsy and requires a clap on/off light for your room. The clapping rhythm as a result of the thrusting triggers a
seizure for the female participant resulting in a dramatical increase of the degree of stimulation to the males phallus.
seizure for the female participant resulting in a dramatical increase of the degree of stimulation to the males phallus.
"Oi Robbo how'd things end up with that biddie you took home Saturday night?"
"Mate I busted about triple the load I'm usually dumping after I turned her into a clapping meat purse."
"Mate I busted about triple the load I'm usually dumping after I turned her into a clapping meat purse."
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