Chinese Tom

1851....😳😳😳😳😳
Super Idol的笑容
都没你的甜
八月正午的阳光
都没你耀眼
热爱 105 °C的你
滴滴清纯的蒸馏水

Ching Chang hanji can't bungee at all kitchen in a doungen I swear I'm gonna bang Paul fool man I'm touching you my momma wasn't lovely I swear I'm gonna bang Paul Ching Chang hanji can't bungee at all kitchen in a doungen I swear I'm gonna bang Paul fool man I'm touching you my momma wasn't lovely I swear I'm gonna bang Paul Chinese tom

by DieInAFireSwine January 24, 2022

Chinese Five Spice

The 6th member of the Spice Girls

Tony: Hey Mark, I can only think off 5 members of the Spice Girls - posh spice, sporty spice, baby spice, ginger spice and scary spice

Mark: ahh your forgetting Chinese Five Spice

by Steve McLaren June 27, 2023

Chinese Aviator's License

Term largely used by older folks to describe something they have no use for

I need another pair of socks like I need a Chinese Aviator's License

by ronburgundy123 August 25, 2021

chinese masturbating

When using soy sauce for lube and seasoning you chicken with your personal semen

Hey John, how was the Chinese masturbating while eating your fried rice

by February 21, 2022

Chinese Straw Bending

(N.) A competition friends do. They all get erections from looking at pornography then compete to see who can bend their penis the most.

“Any of you guys for a round of Chinese straw bending?”

by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

Chinese Fisherman

When you're doing it with someone and you stick your dick and a rubber duck inside their asshole at the same time.

"Dude, the girl I met last night was awesome! She even did anal!"
"Did she let you do a Chinese Fisherman?"

by Wackyslendernoob February 13, 2025

Chinese Penis Torture

Chinese Penis Torture is the act of repeatedly slapping your erect penis across ones forehead.

1) Hey Daddy, how bout' you gimme some Chinese Penis Torture?
2) Could you give a facial and some Chinese Penis Torture?
3) Daddy I love that Chinese Penis Torture! *Moans*

by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! October 15, 2022