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Pixel Chick

A pixel chick is one of the saddest of creatures, generally female, over thirty years of age, and having no significant emotional relationship in her 'real life', finds an online boyfriend who usually ends up being attached to someone else or even married in his own 'real life'. Pixel Chicks are easily gotten rid of, a change of a disposable game, email, or Skype account and you don't even have to deal with the dreaded 'break up scene'. Standard calendar holidays do not apply to this type of girlfriend, typically celebrated the day AFTER the actual holi-date. For example, Valentine's day, February 14th, is for the wife, Valentine's Day for your Pixel Chick is February 15th. A Pixel Chick's desirability usually expires anywhere from a period of six weeks to six months. Once the Pixel Chick finds herself dumped once more, she will eat copious amounts of ice cream for several days, log back online, and try again.
No, Debbie is my wife, Christina my side chick, and Michelle is my pixel chick; gotta keep them straight man.
by SpiritusEqua October 22, 2016
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cutie chick

A nickname for your girlfriend
Hey cutie chick,you wanna hang out later?
by bigggmannn September 23, 2016
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chicks r' us:)

Chicks r' us is a special young man who likes to drive a nissan quest with a ridiculous amount of electrical problems. He is usually found working at an arcade or at his house playing fifa. He is known for posting anonymous messages on his story and having the most school spirit.
chicks r' us:) has so much school spirit.
by jcatt678 March 3, 2023
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chick-like

To exist and live as though you are a woman when in reality you are a man.
To have your mate behaving in the accusationary manner of your female spouse or partner.
To behave in the manner of a girlfriend and give advice as though your mate was channeling your woman.
Highly personal and a divergent reality warp if you're both heterosexual males.
In denial of your manliness.
"Mate you're starting to sound like my bloody girlfriend, what's with gettin' so chick-like on me."

"C'mon mate i know you're wearing a skirt but could you get any more chick-like?"

"Mate your house is so clean it's almost chick-Like."

"What do you mean you're not comin' to the footy, mate you're getting so chick-like."
by Heath Myers May 29, 2007
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Coffee chick

A "Coffee Chick" is a girl that will always be willing to know everything that is happening in your girlfriends life. Such as your private sex life, inter-relationship arguments and e.t.c. Your girlfriend's Coffee Chick will address herself as your friend, but always approaches you with a glare.

The vise-versa (a Boyfriend's guy friend), is often referred to as a "Beer Buddy" or "Beer Bud". This friend will listen, but often will be drunk so forgets it the next day. Or her doesn't care.

A gay man, who is best-friends with your girlfriend, is a "Coffee Guy"... same thing.
Coffe Chick: C'mon... Tell me. What happened with John last night?!

Mary: He doesn't want me to tell you.

Coffee Chick: Don't listen to him! I'm your Coffee Chick!

Mary: Okay! Okay! Well... Last night, John sorta... You know.

Coffee Chick: Again?! He needs to... Control that.

Mary: I know. *chuckles.

Coffee Chick: Hahahahaha!

They both break out in laughter.
by KoRnMeal;( July 13, 2012
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Bertram Chick

A Bertram Chick is a legendary homeless groundhog who is said to put half drank apple juice in your locker when you are not looking.
Omg Bertram Chick came to my locker last night!
by wompwompwompatootie May 8, 2024
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Chick-Fil-A Doubletake

When you drive to Chick-Fil-A and it’s a Sunday and you forget that they are not like other fast food chains and are not open on Sunday.
I did a Chick-Fil-A Doubletake and had to go to Taco Bell because I forgot they were closed on Sunday.
by Nato1029 December 23, 2019
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