Canada's History

The sluttiest, kinkiest, lowest self-esteem sexual repertoire known to man. Porn stars all over the world are scared even to consider performing this drastic, yet vaguely tantalizing move. Proceed with caution.

Dude 1: Man, I just got done with a Canada's History!

Dude 2: You survived??

by theRatCatcher February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Something erased from your mind by whiskey and marijuana to make room for the oft underappreciated genius of the writers of "The Colbert Report." For entries on ENABLER, see Barry Julien.

-Where's Canada?
-Canada's History, man.
-I know, but did you see Colbert last night?
-I don't know, man.

by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010

Canada cream pie

A Canada cream pie is a sexual act in which the male puts maple syrup in either the vagina or the asshole and strokes it till completion. Then eats out the woman (or man) for a tasty Canada cream pie.

Dude 1: I’m so hungry and horny rn!
Dude 2: I don’t have much in my pantry, but I do have some syrup. Want a Canada cream pie?
Dude 1: hell yes dude!

by Brendawg Jones January 12, 2024

Canada

Land of Moose and important people with cool socks

Look at that guy riding a moose with his stormtrooper socks on, he must be from Canada.

by TRG6969 December 31, 2017

canada's history

the act of shoving Stephen Cobert's Grammy in a hole in a maple tree and waiting for an American speed skater to come out of the hole to see if there are 6 more weeks of winter.

I just finished the doing the canada's history, looks like im going to be wearing my Colbert long johns for another 6 weeks.

by boredsiueguy. February 4, 2010

Canada's History

uhhhh .... Glen Beck is a "retard" pronounced the way they did it in THe Hangover

idk .... COLBERT REPORT!

Canada's History "Stephen Colbert"

by ZK1987 February 4, 2010

Canada

Nah, tell Jordan Peterson to go fuck himself. He's a charlatan and a liar and we need to bring back crucifixion.

Hym "No, what Canada NEEDS to do it 1. Implement a charlatans get shoved into a wood chipper. 2. No tariffs or we elect Trudeau again and you can deal with him for 4 years. And 3. Demand the tech homosexuals credit me and pay me for AI. That's what Canada NEEDS to do. Nobody give a fuck about what could be. Jordan needs to tell his daughter to keep her filthy slut daughter legs closed."

by Hym Iam February 6, 2025