The act of getting a pair of children's "clappers" , then using them to smack your female partners pussy until all of the water in her pussy comes out and the pussy becomes part of the drought.
Ever since I gave my wife a Californian clapper we have had to use lube because she has been dryer than the damn Sahara.
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• Chopped Immitation Crab
• Lettuce
• Mayonnaise
It's where a man ejaculates in the center of the bed, then he eats the girl out then spits the fluids where the cum is. The man and woman both make a perfect circle around the fluids. The other person who's supposed to be recording throws in the Imitation crab, and lettuce at them. The man and woman scream in agony while the woman's vagina is being stuffed with mayonnaise. One of their backs are supposed to snap as the person who is recording takes their shoes and runs away.
• Chopped Immitation Crab
• Lettuce
• Mayonnaise
It's where a man ejaculates in the center of the bed, then he eats the girl out then spits the fluids where the cum is. The man and woman both make a perfect circle around the fluids. The other person who's supposed to be recording throws in the Imitation crab, and lettuce at them. The man and woman scream in agony while the woman's vagina is being stuffed with mayonnaise. One of their backs are supposed to snap as the person who is recording takes their shoes and runs away.
Jacob: Oh my god, dude! What the hell happened?
Mark: Man you should've been there. Lisa and I did a California Roll . Unfortunately my spine snapped and now I'm disabled. Along with that.. Luca stole our shoes.
Mark: Man you should've been there. Lisa and I did a California Roll . Unfortunately my spine snapped and now I'm disabled. Along with that.. Luca stole our shoes.
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