crack-a-latic 

to heavily seasure on the floor in the act of listening to somthing horrible mainly songs

That song was so crack-a-latic i almost started foaming at the mouth!

crack-a-latic by T-Yoda May 29, 2007

crack heading 

giving all your attention to an outside source of entertainment. Also the act of prolonging virginity, because you aint gettin laid

John: yo wanna grab a slice at ray's

Mike: nah man i'm crack heading halo maybe tuesday I'll be done

John: bro its friday

crack heading by cock-a-sauraus November 6, 2007

crack the melon 

To spread the buttcheeks of a woman and perform oral on her anus.

I will crack the melon in the shower.

crack the melon by D Conte January 13, 2008

crack waxer 

there are people who believe that they are so special that their shit does not smell. They are so obsessed with their self image in cocktail bars, fancy restaurants, places to be seen. They can't see how artificial they are. To stop their shit sticking they wax the crack of their ass

you are a person found hiding behind designer labels and insecurity, transparent, self important, selfish people who believe they are above anyone else. Go wax your ass, you crack waxer

ignorant, snob, self, self, self

crack waxer by cider army February 8, 2008

crack bracket 

like tax bracket, the level of a crack head, a very low level.

"She looked like she was in the crack bracket."

crack bracket by $DANNY_DOLLAR$ October 18, 2008

crack apple 

Just as a candied apple is made, A crack apple is first assembled by taking a nice large shiny red apple and shoving a popsicle stick in it. Next you must take a 9 inch skillet and place it over a vat of lard on low flame. Place the perferred crack serium (baking soda, Some of that shiny fish scale scama shit, and a lil love). Brew it until the oily cheese starts forming on the top. Dip and rotate the apple until the cheese coats and cools to a urine/amber color. Removing the core is optional, but must be replaced by either more crack or candy.

Trick or treat in the ghetto can be rewarding, Candies, chocolate and crack apples are abundant on hslloween!

crack apple by fo zum April 26, 2009

crack one 

to smoke marijuana specifically a blunt as one has to "crack" a blunt before it can be rolled.

"Yo, come over my house and let's crack one"

crack one by Back of the Yards July 26, 2009