Take me to Canada

To be wined and dined but mostly penetrated.
Take me to Canada uncle bob
by Winnifred Mueler August 05, 2024
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Canada Daddy

A daddy located in Canada; often used to get out of America asap. Good with maple syrup and chopping firewood
"Damn, I really need me a Canada Daddy incase Trump starts this war."

"I talked to my Canada Daddy yesterday, he said he's sending that good shit my way."
by Wildgrowth July 29, 2018
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The Conspiracy of Canada

So basically, the American government has developed a lie that Canada exists and is above us But they make it sound so un-American no one wants to either go there, or stay too long in the ten mile long mirage they've created to keep the lie strong. Everyone who "lives" in Canada or "has lived" in Canada has been probed mentally to believe so, and what really is there, is IT. We cannot be sure what, who, how, why or when IT is, all we know is we must train a warrior, stronger than Chuck Norris, to overcome the deception of Canada, and discover and conquer IT. Just think about....
Justin bieber is Canadian, so that makes people not want to visit, Canadian bacon which is a disgrace to bacon is from Canada to decieve us to hate it, they have stupid cop names (Mounties) that make us dislike them. The Conspiracy of Canada is most definitely real and IT is waiting for the warrior
by Joseph Downey January 15, 2014
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january canada

what we call my friend
me; have you heard from january canada

mickey; he died in a car accident

me, damn that sucks hastqag trooledd
by korrodednutz October 28, 2021
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canada usa mexico borders

Canada USA Mexico borders - so you know where your at or are going

Washington State borders British Columbia , Montana borders Alberta & Saskatchewan,

North Dakota borders Saskatchewan & Manitoba , Ontario borders Minnesota, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and New York.

Quebec borders New York , New Hampshire Vermont & Maine...Maine shares a land border with New Brunswick. It also shares a water border with Nova Scotia.

California (USA) borders Baja California (MEX) , Arizona borders Sonora , New Mexico & Texas borders Chihuahua ,
Texas borders chihuahua , Coahuila, Nuevo Leon & Tamaulipas ...

by the gulf of Mexico
the Mexican states of Tamaulipas, Veracruz, Tabasco, Campeche, Yucatán, & Quintana Roo & on the southeast by Cuba. The Mexican coastline on the Gulf is 1,743 miles long. the U.S coastline bordering the Gulf is about 1,700 miles long, not counting inlets & bays. The coastal areas along the Southern U.S. states of Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, & Florida, which border the gulf on the north, are occasionally referred to as the "Third Coast" of the United States (in addition to its Atlantic & Pacific coasts), but more often as, "the Gulf Coast"

although not a border Cuba is a 90 mile swim from Florida ....
Canada USA Mexico borders

Canada = British Columbia ,Saskatchewan , Manitoba Alberta,, Ontario ,Quebec ,New Brunswick, Nova Scotia

USA = Washington state ,Montana ,Wisconsin, Michigan, New York, Vermont, Maine, California (USA) , Arizona,
New Mexico , Texas, Louisiana , Mississippi, Alabama, Florida

Mexico = Baja California (MEX) , Sonora , Chihuahua, Coahuila, Nuevo Leon , Tamaulipas, Veracruz, Tabasco,
Campeche , Yucatan & Quintana Roo

The Pittsburg–Chartierville Border Crossing is the only crossing on the Canada–United States border in the state of New Hampshire

The Canadian provinces of British Columbia and Yukon border Alaska.
by Blu_leef January 29, 2025
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canada him

When someone acts interested in you then out of no where starts to act super shady and starts lying.
" You should just stop talking to him."
" I don't want to Canada him!"
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President of Canada

A poisition which does not exist (yet).
Canada, as it is today, is a Constitutional Monarchy.
However, due th canada's Queen being the British QUeen, a pseudo-Presidential post, the Governor-General exists.
The Current Governor-General of Canada is David Johnston.
If not for Queen Elizabeth II, David Johnston whould have been President of Canada.
by Glide08 January 02, 2017
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